Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥

[petal54]

be like that see if i'm bothered! sniff

[Lie-in King]

(hides the waders...)

Ah, Miss giveup - I knew your cousin, Miss giving, lovely girl...

Tailcock? May I add that one butler's rejection is another's gratification at being allowed to pay for such a position as this?

[Lie-in King]

Miss petal, I wouldn't sniff too close to the tailcock - some of Matron's recipes have been known to strip paint...

[DTCwordfan]

well gizzus a kiss, petal, and I'll keep you in......(and yes there is one lurking in the wings)

[Mamyalynne]

Why hello Giveup, Petal now now, that Rugby shirt does suit you.

Rejected from 'Strictly'? surely not he is a good little mover, very light on his paws.

[Lie-in King]

Ahem.

Tailcocks, tailcocks, get 'em while they're camp, they're EVER so lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

And a bit Welsh, they are lovely

[DTCwordfan]

Lang Lang is about to come on and play the Liszt 1st Piano Concerto (200th anniversary of his birth). My ode is to the Liszt Christus though:



The AB Christus Resurrection - an Expression of Support to the 2011 Proms
& Liszt who features tonight in Part 1 (though it is the 1st Piano Concerto).

(adapted by the Castle Bard).

Open Castle doors, last trumpet sounding,
Mamya’s woodwinds’ lonely birdsong cry.
Alba Strings at Mad Club twilight, Jogger bows descending,
as the AB world prepares to die.

Lie-In’s Roars across the wasteland,
Lady Alex’s pilgrims on the final day.
Her Baton raised as if in judgement,
sweeping life, tailcocks and snacks away.

Broken glasses and broken temple,
Vallaw of terror in the Ed’s wilderness.
AB Good and evil weighed and measured,
darkness of the Hall’s khazi waiting to confess.

Now the give-up sun and polar moon are equal,
now the petal void is bright with Suezy stars.
Nonna’s Cymbals crashing, AB souls believing,
boozy salvation in the closing bars.

All is finished, all Boxtopped, all beginning,
a ttfn silence fills the crowded hall.
Alexandered’s Baton lowered, AB hands applauding,
saved at last, rsvp-ed, from mankind’s fall.

[petal54]

Mamyas TC's do 'ave a bit of a kick!as well not driving my brumstick!thank youDTc,not too keen on being a wall fleur

[Lie-in King]

Iechyd da, indeed.

[petal54]

the poet lariot is waxing well lyrical tonight

[Lie-in King]

:-) & bravo, DT

[Mamyalynne]

Wow, the MOFC anthology of odes is ever growing, wonderful.

[Lie-in King]

Miss petal - you may be unaware of the fact that m'lady's poet-lariatting licence was revoked after the unfortunate incident involving Mr Motion...

Have another tailcock, do

[giveup]

My cousin Miss Giving sends her regards to the butler (I won't pass on what she told me although it makes me see him in a different light). The Tagine was excellent Matron,will forgoe a dessert as i would like to try those interesting looking nibbles. Will have another tailcock just to keep me going. Stop Press! Exciting news!! if I had had four more numbers and the bonus ball I would have won the lottery

[petal54]

many thanks.was unaware of that incident????!is Mr Motion still with us?

[DTCwordfan]

Aaah, actually no issue, Lie-In, there is the Laureate grâce the Queen ER and there is the AB Lariat, grâce her Ladyship.......

[Lie-in King]

Many, many congratulations on such a very close thing, Miss! You must have been very nearly excited?

[Mamyalynne]

We try not to speak of that incident these days.

Giveup so glad the Tagine hit the spot, so near on the Lotto too, do have another Rhodfryx and dish the goss.

[DTCwordfan]

Isnt Mr Motion related to Mr Moron of the newspaper fame and who thought he was among the Piers of the nation.