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Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.
Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.
TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)
Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.
This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.
For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).
For the rufflet I have :
Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums
So settle in and get snug.
Mamya ♥
Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.
TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)
Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.
This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.
For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).
For the rufflet I have :
Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums
So settle in and get snug.
Mamya ♥
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Good evening Matron - the handyman has also changed the lock on the rear entrance...
For the rofl, I can offer -
A rejection letter from the BBC
A sparkly dance costume (butler-sized)
Unopened celebration champers.
I shall endeavour to provide my usual impeccable service, but have been somewhat discombobulated by some sequins.
For the rofl, I can offer -
A rejection letter from the BBC
A sparkly dance costume (butler-sized)
Unopened celebration champers.
I shall endeavour to provide my usual impeccable service, but have been somewhat discombobulated by some sequins.
Top of the evening to y'all
Tonight I have to honour the great chucking of the bladder in Aotearoa, the land of the long white cloud, and the screeching and wailing known as the last night of the Poms.
I will start with the former as my raffle items are nationally identifiable with each particpiating tribe:
• Johnny Wilkinson’s rugby shirt – minus sleeves
• One punctured New Zealand Rugby Ball
• One Ref’s whistle, pip missing, believed swallowed
• One Guinness glass from Ireland, empty
• One Scottish Jock-strap, used
• A Welsh National Stadium post, battered by the Welsh kickers
• One dead French cockerel (good for soup stock)
• An Argentinean box of Malbec, minus bottles
• One Romanian immigrant who will nick anything you want
• One Georgian weight-lifter (female)
• A Japanese piece of Puffer fish Sashimi
• One Canadian Mountie’s boot
• An Italian Spaghetti tree to plant
• A Fijian Frog, Tongan Toad, a Samoan Salamander & a Namibian Newt
• One S. African rugby cup, battered and stripped of its precious metal
• A half-glass of Russia vodka and a shot of Sturgeon sperm
• An Australian empty cricket trophy cabinet
• A US stamp showing O’Bama kissing, er, G. Bush on a Clinton card.
Tonight I have to honour the great chucking of the bladder in Aotearoa, the land of the long white cloud, and the screeching and wailing known as the last night of the Poms.
I will start with the former as my raffle items are nationally identifiable with each particpiating tribe:
• Johnny Wilkinson’s rugby shirt – minus sleeves
• One punctured New Zealand Rugby Ball
• One Ref’s whistle, pip missing, believed swallowed
• One Guinness glass from Ireland, empty
• One Scottish Jock-strap, used
• A Welsh National Stadium post, battered by the Welsh kickers
• One dead French cockerel (good for soup stock)
• An Argentinean box of Malbec, minus bottles
• One Romanian immigrant who will nick anything you want
• One Georgian weight-lifter (female)
• A Japanese piece of Puffer fish Sashimi
• One Canadian Mountie’s boot
• An Italian Spaghetti tree to plant
• A Fijian Frog, Tongan Toad, a Samoan Salamander & a Namibian Newt
• One S. African rugby cup, battered and stripped of its precious metal
• A half-glass of Russia vodka and a shot of Sturgeon sperm
• An Australian empty cricket trophy cabinet
• A US stamp showing O’Bama kissing, er, G. Bush on a Clinton card.
Good evening everyone, hope you are all well although the butler has obviously been rejected by "Strictly"and may well need careful handling this evening. (So glad to see Vincent there again). I will start the evening with a large tailcock and an even larger Lamb Tagine ( you did shear the lamb before cooking). For the riffle I have several Perry Como records,a 1984 version of
Readers Digest "Know your Rights" and some home made cheesecake which needs to be used up.Feel like letting my hair down tonight.
Readers Digest "Know your Rights" and some home made cheesecake which needs to be used up.Feel like letting my hair down tonight.
