Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Kate really, must you!! Your poor son is so good looking after your well being.

[Lie-in King]

(I'm sure only I noticed that slip of the mind, Matron...)

[slinky.kate]

yes mamya,but sometimes he goes just a bit too far,(collecting me,indeed)makes me feel like a teenager again?

[Lie-in King]

As one of the comic "greats" may have put it, Miss kinky - "Ah, erm, but where will you find one at this time of night?"

Ha. Ha. Comedy gold.

[giveup]

Tongue becoming looser Matron. A couple more tailcocks and the late News of the World would have nothing on my cousins revelations Will not reveal names though, staff are hard enough to get, particularly handsome fluffy ones.

[DTCwordfan]

rapunzel you are competing against the last night of the Pommes, so I can understand if you are fried off, my old Belgian chip.....

[Mamyalynne]

Now see you have set him off, there will be no stopping him now.

[Lie-in King]

♫La la la la♫ (fingers in ears)

Tailcocks, tailcocks, get 'em while I can't hear a thing, they're lovely!

[boxtops]

'scuse, does we get Last Night of the Proms on the steam radio in here, milady? A bit of community singing and waving might do us all good!

[Rapunzel61]

they have an unusual texture, the chocolate is, well chocolate, the ants are somewhat crispy, help yourself!

[boxtops]

Sorry your butlership, in the week I told someone that you were called Maj short for Major, now I know it's due to your regal status, I apologise and grovel.....

[DTCwordfan]

oh I would think a well constructed advert down at the Lions Club would work....

[Lie-in King]

Please, Miss boxy - "milady"? Matron will find it difficult to get through the scullery door & objects strenuously to having her head WD-40'd...

[DTCwordfan]

I do enjoy a good ant and chocroach, something we had to experience in inward-bound.

[Lie-in King]

Why, Miss boxy that you spoke of me at all is recompense enough :-)

(pass the WD-40, Matron...)

A large tailcock, Miss?

[Mamyalynne]

I have been to the attic and found some flags and bunting, they do have Victoria and Albert on them?

I suppose I am Milady in waiting, how good is that!!

[DTCwordfan]

SCUTTLE, scuttle, little AB roach—
How you run when I approach:
Up above the Petal pantry shelf,
Hastening to secrete yourself.

Most adventurous of Chatterbank vermin,
How Mamya wishes she could determine
How you spend your hours of ease,
Perhaps reclining on housemouse cheese.

Slinky Cook has gone, and all is dark—
Then the Castle kitchen is your park:
In the garbage heap that Kate leaves
Do you browse among the AB tea leaves?

How delightful to suspect
All the Topic places you have trekked:
Does your long antenna whisk its
Gentle tip across the Boxtop biscuits?

Do you linger, little soul,
Drowsing in our rapunzel sugar bowl?
Or, abandonment most rsvp utter,
Shake a shimmy on the Lady's butter?

Do you chant your simple tunes
Swimming in the Jayne's prunes?
Then, when dawn comes, do you slink
Homeward to the AB kitchen sink?

Timid roach, why be so shy?
We are brothers, thou and I.
In the midnight, like yourself,
I'm a greedy DTC buqqer and explore the pantry shelf!

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening everybody. So sorry to be so late but was looking for the mellifluous Matthew who seemsto be missing from his dance class.
For the whaffle I have a can of coconut milk, a wonky kaleidoscope and funny blue box type thingy which appeared in my garden.

[Mamyalynne]

Is it your meds time Daisy? How nice of you to bring a box thingy, maybe Boxy will win it.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss Daisy! One large Rhodfryx for you, one coat to hide for me...