Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members new and old.

Once more the drawbridge is down and I am throwing the doors open to you all. Her Ladyship is a little delayed - no doubt high tea has developed into an evening soiree, such is the way with the aristocracy. However I did not want anyone to be waiting outside in this chill damp air.

The buffet sideboard is as usual laden with delights and I have a huge pot of freshly made wild mushroom soup on the Aga.

This week's guest Tailcock is the 'Biker-boot' a real kick-start to the night and does 0-60 erm, very quickly.

My contribution to the Rofl:
4 rolled up newspapers
Empty cookie tin (model of a tractor)
2 pairs of fishnet pop sox (one lilac one lime)

So gather round and we shall have fun.

[petal54]

one can never be too carefull,Mamya,all those badger setts,rabbit holes & long pears

[ladyalex]

Hello alexanderd. SO considerate....as always....

Reeky lums are my specialist subject.

Lordalex's ears ? As far as I remember he has 2...

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before they freeze solid, they're lovely!

A large one, Miss bear?

[petal54]

I have 3.5 ears,lost part to abudgie

[Mamyalynne]

Long pears, bitten ears??


Bears and lions- Lions and bears.

[ladyalex]

Lions and tigers and bears, Oh My!

[petal54]

hares

[Lie-in King]

Are you quite well, Matron? Perhaps another of your own recipe tailcocks is in order...

[Mamyalynne]

Tigers too - hell fire am scared now, Alfieeeeeeeeeeeeeee come in.

[ladyalex]

Usually the problem lies with petal...

Have you taken your meds today, petal dear ?

[Lie-in King]

Has someone left the gates of m'lord's zoo open?

[ladyalex]

I think, just in case, we'd better pull up the drawbridge and settle in to the grand hall with the food and drink.
Someone can check on the animals tomorrow....

[alexanderd]

Fear not folks I have my chair and whip, soon sort this lot out. OOps sorry Mr Butler I forgot you are one of us

[Mamyalynne]

I think she may have confused the small yellow ones with the large purple ones.

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd, you are my hero , as ever....♥ ♥ ♥

[Mamyalynne]

But Alfie is still out in the garden, someone save him - he is only little, Alfieeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Lie-in King]

Most amusing, Master alex...

[DaisyNonna]

Evening to to you all. My tardiness is inexplainable (actually watching Robbie Savage rather later than planned).
For the rifle I have brought: A Picture of Dorian Grey. A dragon's tooth and half a sack of ericaceous compost.
A Biker-boot would be joyously received. I remember ruining one of a pair of beautiful white kid stilettos whilst cornering at too much of an angle on the pillion of a fabulous motor bike!
Memo to self, never let daughter or grandaughter know.

[ladyalex]

Defer to your medical knowledge, Matron.
Perhaps better give her 'something from the trolley'...wink, wink...

[Meg]

I'll check the pets now, I "borrowed" a joint from the home kitchen, they'll love it!!
Might pop next door.