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A very Happy New Years Eve welcome to all , i realise many will be busy doing other things but the doors are open and the table is groaning with delights. A trip to the cellar has also produced some tasty tipples, this weeks guest tailcock is
' Old Long Sign' has a seasonal sense to it and a gentle sparkle that augurs good cheer.
For the Rofl :
2 Christmas crackers
Tin foil star
12 AAA batteries
Another bag of pine needles
2011 Calendar
pair of gloves (one green one purple)
I may be somewhat preoccupied this evening as have family staying in the coach house and a VIP in the west wing, so do no stand on ceremony and help yourselves to all treats.
Mamya
' Old Long Sign' has a seasonal sense to it and a gentle sparkle that augurs good cheer.
For the Rofl :
2 Christmas crackers
Tin foil star
12 AAA batteries
Another bag of pine needles
2011 Calendar
pair of gloves (one green one purple)
I may be somewhat preoccupied this evening as have family staying in the coach house and a VIP in the west wing, so do no stand on ceremony and help yourselves to all treats.
Mamya
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Donald was a successful cattle farmer in Angus and one evening he took his wife to Dundee for a meal at a "posh" restaurant. When he got the (large) bill at the end, he remarked to his wife: "I've done a quick calculation and based on the price of those steaks we ate, I've got cows back on the farm that must make us millionaires..."
THE TREE SQUARES
Wince upon a tome there were tree squares. There was Dummy Square, there was Baddie Square, and there was little Maybe Square, and the wall lived in a cortege in the farwest.
Windy, Dummy Square derided to cook some partridge so she did.
So she did.
And that's when all the rubble farted.
Wince upon a tome there were tree squares. There was Dummy Square, there was Baddie Square, and there was little Maybe Square, and the wall lived in a cortege in the farwest.
Windy, Dummy Square derided to cook some partridge so she did.
So she did.
And that's when all the rubble farted.
Humpty Dumpty was a numpty
Sitting on a wall.
"You're an egg, ya stupid eejit
You'll get broken if you fall".
"Not me. I'm pure invincible,"
The egg was heard to shout.
I think somebody's granny
Must have sooked his brainbox out.
Humpty Dumpty was a numpty
For despite his boast
He did fall. And he did get smashed.
And scrambled... pass the toast.
Sitting on a wall.
"You're an egg, ya stupid eejit
You'll get broken if you fall".
"Not me. I'm pure invincible,"
The egg was heard to shout.
I think somebody's granny
Must have sooked his brainbox out.
Humpty Dumpty was a numpty
For despite his boast
He did fall. And he did get smashed.
And scrambled... pass the toast.
Oh Luscious Angus Steak
How your savory juices slither
down Ann's oesophagus
to make love with her stomach
Carnal feelings for her
erupt within her mouth
Oh how she longs
to batter you until tender
and slather you
in the rich sauce of choice
Her love for you, her steak, ravishes her soul
leaving her sullen
until the moment you grace her
with your presence
until the moment she put your AB fillet on
for two minutes on each side
over a blazing open Alex's fire
to lock in the Moaty flavor
How your savory juices slither
down Ann's oesophagus
to make love with her stomach
Carnal feelings for her
erupt within her mouth
Oh how she longs
to batter you until tender
and slather you
in the rich sauce of choice
Her love for you, her steak, ravishes her soul
leaving her sullen
until the moment you grace her
with your presence
until the moment she put your AB fillet on
for two minutes on each side
over a blazing open Alex's fire
to lock in the Moaty flavor
There's a big old grasscarp down below,
She's not good to eat, but I want to know,
If I can bring her out for a foto op,
But she stays on the bottom, and never comes up.
Mixed up some AYGran flakes and some Big HelenRed,
I hope she is still down there, and has'nt fled,
Got a seadogg reel, and a big long Tony V pole,
Big enough to reach her, in her deep dark hole.
Sitting in the shade, of a sibton tree,
Eating a sandwich, Mamya made for me,
Watching the sunny dave come up in the east,
And hoping and praying I can hook the feast.
I think that she's laughing at us, down below,
Thinking that sooner or later, we'll just have to giveup or go.
I've tried different maggie baits, that she just ignores,
Even polarbear bait and some Ann86 lures.
And she just continues swimming down there,
Staring up through the water, We're really some pair.
Playing our mind games, day in and day out,
I might get me a club, and just give her a clout.
But she'll turn around and give us an AB shout.
She's not good to eat, but I want to know,
If I can bring her out for a foto op,
But she stays on the bottom, and never comes up.
Mixed up some AYGran flakes and some Big HelenRed,
I hope she is still down there, and has'nt fled,
Got a seadogg reel, and a big long Tony V pole,
Big enough to reach her, in her deep dark hole.
Sitting in the shade, of a sibton tree,
Eating a sandwich, Mamya made for me,
Watching the sunny dave come up in the east,
And hoping and praying I can hook the feast.
I think that she's laughing at us, down below,
Thinking that sooner or later, we'll just have to giveup or go.
I've tried different maggie baits, that she just ignores,
Even polarbear bait and some Ann86 lures.
And she just continues swimming down there,
Staring up through the water, We're really some pair.
Playing our mind games, day in and day out,
I might get me a club, and just give her a clout.
But she'll turn around and give us an AB shout.
