Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Good evening and welcome one and all.

Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?


Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.

So far we have:

A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)

A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)

A box of dental floss. (unused).

[ladyalex]

Hold it right there, Daisy. No one resigns from my employ.

Mamya...remind her of the contract she signed.

Tsk tsk...

[Sir Alec]

I gave my Dad a megaphone earlier and sure enough, he's calling. I think the elephant has been at the scintilla, he's looking a bit green about the ears. Luckily, I borrowed a magic carpet from Sabu, so we'll get home in good time!
Night all!

[Mamyalynne]

Now Daisy , do settle down - all is well we could not cope without you I shall make you a soothing cordial, dry your eyes now.

[Lie-in King]

Your coat, miss Sir A - safe journey :-)

[Jumbo747]

Farewell little Dinky

[Mamyalynne]

Night SirA , get a hutch for that mouse.

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're... scinny ..., they're lovely!

[nungate]

Greetings to all assembled. I trust we are all in fine fettle this evening. I do hope I am not too late to frivol in these hallowed halls Milady.

[Mamyalynne]

Hope I win the Frivol, is it like Virol??

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss nungate - I took the liberty of preparing your usual bucket of tailcock, I trust that is acceptable?

[nungate]

Isn't Virol some sort of liver tonic? When I frivol I do it with reckless abandon, more so when there's no one at home........................the lights are on....................the blinds are drawn..........nobody home ;}

[Jumbo747]

Who is reckless abandon?

[nungate]

Many thanks Majestic one. We have missed you of late. I do hope you are free to frivol this evening and not have to spend the entire evening concealing coats, cloaks, capes and broomsticks...........

[BigMac]

Brother of Eric - a 'punk'singer of the 1970s, I believe.

[DaisyNonna]

Contract "to get smaller" I'm only 5'2". Sniff
Contract "to incur a liability" I try not to lie and do not have any abilities. Snuffle.

[ladyalex]

Bye bye Sir A.
See you next week.

Daisy, I must agree with Mamya. We could not do without you.
Do calm down and start enjoying yourself again.

Hello nungate...always nice to see you.

Virol...now it's been a while since I thought of that...

[ladyalex]

Eric ABandon ? he was at my school I think....or was that Eric McCandle ?

[Jumbo747]

and, m'lady probably even longer since you tasted it!
Vile stuff.....

[nungate]

Reckless abandon? a former Bluebell and dear friend of Zizi Jeanmaire

[BigMac]