Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.

The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.


For tonight's raffle I have:


6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)

[tonyav]

Yes ma'am but that lady butcher is very pretty.

[ladyalex]

Now , now, Owd....clam down as Mamya suggested...

[excelsior-1]

happy to help out

[flump1]

slurp.....hic

[humbersloop]

Good evening Mi'Lady, with apologies for tardiness on our part.

For the riffle, I bring:

a wind vane, wet, bent, mostly accurate
1x pkt victoria sponge fingers, sodden
1x packet of wet ones - are you serious

After last week's incident, the otter is grounded, though happily counting the cash. Any chance of a drink?

[ladyalex]

I'm sure she cannot hold a candle to our own Mamya....

Take your instructions from the Lion, excel

[ladyalex]

Hello , humber. Lovely to see you again. Glad you have the otter under some sort of control.

[polar-bear]

thank you milady. I might indeed be lucky at the raffle. I won a packet of rich tea biscuits and 60p at bingo the other day. I can honestly say it hasn't changed my life.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - a bucket of Ole! - quite potent, I'm told...

[tonyav]

Indeed not, ma'am.

[gness]

Three people on the settle is excessive Tenric. The feet get in the way of my refills. Ahem!!!Refills.
Perhaps Tony could search out another leak while you comfort Polar-bear. A much needed conger eel could be stuck in a u-bend Tony?

[Mamyalynne]

Shall we push the vat nearer the settle??

[polar-bear]

Conger eels are good with chips.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, m'lady.

Sir...ah - excel, then - perhaps you would be good enough to attend to the guests on the settle? Misses gness, bear & flump, I believe - buckets all round, if you would?

[excelsior-1]

it's a bit heavy
perhaps the other way round

[Mamyalynne]

If we all push together!!

[excelsior-1]

already on it lie-in.
buckets running low .. i'll bring the extra ones in presently

[ladyalex]

Think nothing of it, MAj...I try to look after my staff whenever I can.....

Eels....yuk and double yuk..even typing the word has made me feel queasy...

[tonyav]

I'm afraid that any remaining plumbing jobs will have to wait until next week, as I now have to say good night to one and all. Got to go and collect No 2 Daughter from her place of employment. So good night all. xxx

[gness]

The conger eel is needed for a love potion since Tony left me the number for the nearby convent instead of the dating agency.