Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.

The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.


For tonight's raffle I have:


6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)

[ladyalex]

Have you been at the cough syrup, owd ?
I'd watch out for that butler if I were. He may be all 'educated and clever with a posh voice' but he is a lion and has claws and teeth.

How did you do at Ascot today ? Anything on Black Caviar ?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening sir - I can assure you that you are mistaken! A flagon of Ole!, sir...

[tonyav]

A bucket over here LIK if you please, oh and maybe some of matrons delicious nibbles.

[Mamyalynne]

Do clam down Owd, bad for your health you know.

We have heard tell the Butler has a doppelgänger in a nearby village, that may explain matters.

[Mamyalynne]

^ clam but clam will do also.

[ladyalex]

Sort of like Lie-in-King and the Pretender, Mamya ?

[flump1]

Tis a cruel world out there ladyalex which is what makes these weekly forays to the wilderness surrounded by like-minded nutt friends worthwhile. I don't remember being stood on though , . Another Ole! might help jog the memory, butler please.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes that type of thing.

[tonyav]

I thought that I had seen him earlier, in the Quizzer and Puzzlers Arms.

[Mamyalynne]

Makes a change from the Butchers Arms....sob!

[polar-bear]

Evening Friends, I have had a rotten week and in need of cheering up and a drink (not necessarily in that order).

[ladyalex]

Glad I'm on the right lines....now is there an Old Pretender and a YounG Pretender ?
I do hope there won't be rebellions.....

[Lie-in King]

puff, pant

Miss flump, sir, your buckets...

[tenrec]

Oh Polar bear, come and sit down between me and tony. Get him a stiff drink please Lie in King.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh PB - am sure Milady has a jest or two left.

[ladyalex]

It's all coming clear now....it's one of the Pretenders that goes off with the lady butcher...no need to weep any more Mamya....

Hello PB. Sorry you've had a bad week. Perhaps you'll win something in the raffle this week...for some reason I do not feel lucky today...

[excelsior-1]

waiting for my refill

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss bear - I'm sorry to hear that you've not had a good week & hope this bucket of Ole! will help

A refill, m'lady - are we sure we're getting enough out of the plumber?

[ladyalex]

Excelsior..perhaps you could do a bit of under-buttling as we seem to be very busy this evening ?
You are on the staff, you know...