Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later.

So it falls to me to open proceedings, without the help of Danny Boyle I will do my best.

The buffet is divided into five continental sections , so there should be something for all - from Borscht to Sushi and Snags to Hotpot......this week I have made a huge cauldron of tonight's tailcock.....Flamin' eck.. a surprising and uplifting brew with a lovely copper colour.

For the Rofl:

A Javelin (blunt)
Dizzee Rascal's signed baseball cap
Mr Bean's Hanky
Sir Simon Rattles Rattle
Model helicopter

So let us gather and have a good chat, there may be fireworks later, if I can get a leg up to the ramparts.

[nungate]

too much information DT....

[DTCwordfan]

well I am off to the bed if I am going to stride across 5.5 miles of parish hills and dale, having just had 4.5 hours of kip last night; I shall dream of my leg in some deviant position over gness's neck......as long as the croc is not ready for the attack.

[DTCwordfan]

Night all!

[nungate]

the man's either a masochist or a contortionist - jury is still out!

Goodnight DT, enjoy your walk

[Lie-in King]

Has someone found the Twister game?

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Last call for tailcocks! Get 'em while they're as scrummy as eck, they're lovely!

[nungate]

Best not to ask your Maj

[gness]

Night DT. Enjoy tomorrow...walk and pub. x

Too many tailcocks tonight but just one more perhaps.......are there any nibbles left?

[Lie-in King]

Thank you miss, I believe I shall let sleeping crocs lie...

[Mamyalynne]

Yes we should begin to wind up now, I promised to check in on her Ladyship before midnight. Plus we have the cellar to clear erm sort.

[gness]

Wise L-i K.

[gness]

Then I shall climb into my wagon and wend my way home. A lovely evening thank you all. Shame about the rifl................again. x

Sleep well all.

[nungate]

Well, it's time to go and round up the llama, he was in free range mode this evening - it may take me a while to find him in the dark, so I shall bid you all a goodnight and hope you all remain in the finest of fettles until the club reconvenes a sennight from now.
Goodnight to all.

[Mamyalynne]

g'night Gness ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Night Nungate ♥

[Lie-in King]

Good night DT & miss gness, safe journeys & be well :-)

[Lie-in King]

Good night, miss nungate - be careful out there :-)

Matron, shall we repair to the cellar?

[Mamyalynne]

I think we shall yes, see to the drawbridge please.

[Lie-in King]

Drawbridge raised, laser security net operational...