Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later.

So it falls to me to open proceedings, without the help of Danny Boyle I will do my best.

The buffet is divided into five continental sections , so there should be something for all - from Borscht to Sushi and Snags to Hotpot......this week I have made a huge cauldron of tonight's tailcock.....Flamin' eck.. a surprising and uplifting brew with a lovely copper colour.

For the Rofl:

A Javelin (blunt)
Dizzee Rascal's signed baseball cap
Mr Bean's Hanky
Sir Simon Rattles Rattle
Model helicopter

So let us gather and have a good chat, there may be fireworks later, if I can get a leg up to the ramparts.

[nungate]

I thought it was an etched glass DT, I do hope the engraved bucket is silver

[DTCwordfan]

well, gness, as you see I have been suckered into a small Sunday am stroll, the reward being a pint or four in the local, though I will have to dig out the mater and get her blitzed on the Zinfandel.

[DTCwordfan]

that you will have to ask the Lady A - though I am remiss of my knowledge of silver mines in Scotland other than the National Museum in Edinbourg and the Rennie McIntosh in Glasgie....

[Mamyalynne]

All bukets are silver (coloured)

[nungate]

If there's gold in the Lead Hills there must also be silver around don't you think?
Please note : Embra + Glesca......

[DTCwordfan]

and Indium, Tin, Chromium, Nickel and Zinc, the lining of the buckets and flagons are assured,the glass cut - but I'm not sure about the plastic beakers (wyedyed?)

[gness]

DT. If you sit on the settle and put your head between your knees we can have a chat. x

[DTCwordfan]

I'm not that cut, gness........unless there's an interesting Kama position involved.

[Mamyalynne]

Honestly only been making Alfies supper and see what you get up to

[DTCwordfan]

My leg is now behind my neck, Mamya.....

[gness]

That`s my neck DT.

[DTCwordfan]

which leg was that?

[Mamyalynne]

I shall fetch a bucket of water

[gness]

I don`t know. I`m under the settle. Duck DT.

[Mamyalynne]

Ducks now....sigh

[DTCwordfan]

silver ones - buckets that is?

[nungate]

careful now, you might pull something or else it might go TWANG!!

[Mamyalynne]

Does it matter at this juncture??

[nungate]

Just as long as arrangements are in place to ferry the "injured" home

[DTCwordfan]

the joys of being in suspension, the muscles ache!