Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later.

So it falls to me to open proceedings, without the help of Danny Boyle I will do my best.

The buffet is divided into five continental sections , so there should be something for all - from Borscht to Sushi and Snags to Hotpot......this week I have made a huge cauldron of tonight's tailcock.....Flamin' eck.. a surprising and uplifting brew with a lovely copper colour.

For the Rofl:

A Javelin (blunt)
Dizzee Rascal's signed baseball cap
Mr Bean's Hanky
Sir Simon Rattles Rattle
Model helicopter

So let us gather and have a good chat, there may be fireworks later, if I can get a leg up to the ramparts.

[excelsior-1]

they are happy to remain outside - until claimed later on by their new owner.

[DaisyNonna]

Greetings my friends. For the ruffly thing I have : A key ring compass, courtesy The Royal Signals Museum. Pair of left-handed scissors. Postcard from Prague. Hot water bottle (blue, no stopper). Brown ink pen cartridge. Half a bottle of flat sparkling water. If you do not hide my cloak how am I going to find it? Eric desperately wants to chat to the mop. Can't think why.

[tonyav]

What is this poem gness ?.

[Psybbo]

gness, did you stick a pin in that banana?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss gness - your bucket of eck. Be careful under there as we appear to have some creepy creatures as guests this evening...

Mr tony - just in case, your tickets will be quite safe with me.

[Mamyalynne]

Thank you Excel.

Good evening Daisy.

Tony 9.30 is a little early for Rofl fixing, leave your tickets with me .

[Lie-in King]

Ah, good evening Miss Daisy - Eric may certainly chat with the mop! I had merely wondered if it were not too warm for cloaks, coats & the like. Your tailcock, Miss...

[tonyav]

Okey dokey ( make sure I win the hat please ).

[excelsior-1]

as a fan of mr bean - i've got my eye on that hankie.

[DaisyNonna]

Have been banging on the portcullis for 20 minutes. Have provided identification 4 times. Why am I not myself?

[Mamyalynne]

Have you had your hair done Daisy? I ws not sure it was you at first, do settle in.

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all.
For the fix...sorry, I meant raffle... I am donating:

A slightly blown can of soup
A paddling pool with only a few small punctures
A mackerel
A box of dominoes with the doubles missing

i haven't bothered with a coat tonight, mainly because I don't have any left
<<<<looks pointedly at LIK>>>>>

[gness]

Thank you Sir Butle. I shall be careful with the creepy creatures as long as they don`t try to snaffle this mighty fine Flamin` eck.

Tony. You will hear the poem if and when you argue with a bus. You would have me at a disadvantage if you heard it now. x

Mamya. I have a small trampoline on my wagon if it will help you reach the ramparts.

[Mamyalynne]

MrsO what splendid offerings, do have a flamin eck and grab a chair.

[gness]

Good evening Sibton. Yes, I always pre slice bananas with a pin. :-)

[excelsior-1]

i suppose gness, being in possession of a trampoline must have it's ups and downs.

[tonyav]

gness, I don't want an argument with a bus as the always seem to win !

[Mamyalynne]

A trampoline gness, excellent!! I may have trouble lighting the fuses though.

[Lie-in King]

Why, Mrs O! How very agreeable to see you :-)

I have brought your usual bucket of tailcock & would invite you to examine the lost property room if you doubt my sincerity when I say that there are no coats there.

Not a one.

Not for a while now...

[mrs_overall]

Thank you mamya.
Do I get to take the chair home at the end of the evening?