Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to each and every one of you.

I am sure that the fort was held in excellent and robust fashion in my absence and that Matron and the Butler did all the necessary paperwork and stocktaking at the end of proceedings.


So far for tonight's raffle I have:

Four dressings (large, non-adhesive)
Three tubes of Savlon
Two rolls of cotton wool
and 54 plastic pinnies.


I have had no word yet of a speaker this evening, but no doubt a member will step into the breach if no one turns up.

Now where are my raffle prizes from the last 2 weeks ?

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're Phew-y what? they're lovely!

[nungate]

Is Tony the plumber around tonight? Someone over in Home & Garden is looking for a bit of advice................(any plumber out there?)

[Psybbo]

Where is tony, must find him before murray gets here

[excelsior-1]

i'm making my way up there now, nungate - to show the invisible lady the view.
you are welcome to join us -- i'll hold your hand .. keep you safe

[ladyalex]

Tony...your skills are required here:
http://www.theanswerb.../Question1162315.html

[nungate]

Lovely offer excel, but I get dizzy in high heels so I fear I must decline your kind offer - take a picture for me please

[tonyav]

Ok, I'll get me van.

[invisiblelady]

But...but....what is a tailcock???

[Mamyalynne]

Many apologies for my absence, an unannounced visit from my cousin Eugenie.

[Mamyalynne]

Tonight's tailcock is a Phew

[nungate]

A tailcock is our Mama's version of a cocktail - only more so! They very from week to week and all of them delicious

[excelsior-1]

tailcock ... m'ladys' version of a cocktail

[nungate]

make that vary from week to week ^

[Psybbo]

And they are not weak!

[ladyalex]

This week's tailcock is the Phew...and delicious it is too.

Mamya..I had no idea that you were so well-connected.
Is Fergie your auntie ?

[Mamyalynne]

We keep that part quiet Milady.

[tonyav]

Talking of which, another bucket for me please maj. wheres gness to night.

[ladyalex]

Weak is not a word I would ever associate with Mamya's tailcocks.

Weakening, perhaps.

[lady-janine]

don't worry about what tailcock is invis l just get it down you. you will be surprised what you can do or promise when you do.

[Psybbo]

Right that's it tony, going off in a huff to find dt