Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to each and every one of you.

I am sure that the fort was held in excellent and robust fashion in my absence and that Matron and the Butler did all the necessary paperwork and stocktaking at the end of proceedings.


So far for tonight's raffle I have:

Four dressings (large, non-adhesive)
Three tubes of Savlon
Two rolls of cotton wool
and 54 plastic pinnies.


I have had no word yet of a speaker this evening, but no doubt a member will step into the breach if no one turns up.

Now where are my raffle prizes from the last 2 weeks ?

[tonyav]

Who's going to settle under the settle tonight ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Are we in for a repeat of 1755 in Lisbon, nungate? The vollettes could be used for housing, delicious as they are.

[Lie-in King]

Refills mr DT, cutlery & linen mr DT, your Bardship, sir...

Mr excel - I believe you were in "geek mode" at the time?

Buckets & flagons, buckets & flagons, get 'em before I fall over, they're here!

[DTCwordfan]

Then they must be contraband products, smuggled into the Castle, impersonators, villains, and- yes- there is a mark that says "Griegs" here.......me thinks something very fishy is afoot.

[Mamyalynne]

Delicate, just like me.....a Phew mefinks

[nungate]

afoot? isn't that the bit between the ankle and toes?

I do hope you are not casting nasturtiums on Mama's most excellent volly vonts

[Mamyalynne]

Have the caterers been in, messy lot they are.

[DTCwordfan]

Is Eugenie as delicate as you, Mamya, or takes after her dear Mama?

[excelsior-1]

oh yes, of course -- that!

thank you.

nice to see fellow enthusiasts responding so positively.

[Lie-in King]

Matron - a flagon of Phew f'you.

Do you see what I... Ahem.

Mr DT - would that not be your sole?

[tonyav]

Fishy afoot, I thought that they have fins.

[invisiblelady]

I'm confused...but maybe if I stick around...I'll understand....

[DTCwordfan]

I don't think so Mr LIK, but then we know our place.......though my leg mussels are a bit sore after car parking duties this afternoon.

[nungate]

Helsinki

[slinky.kate]

i have just left the waffle prizes on the table,it is a signed picture of john mc Crirrick,i lime green fingerless glove and a recipe for toad chowder from my granmama,back later.

[DaisyNonna]

Excel, yes, missed at the cinema and on TV. Daughter and son in law archaeologists. Also spent time working with them. Field walking and excavation. I hate wet clay! That Phew was remarkable. Not eaten yet so lead me to the voldemorts.

[tonyav]

When, nungate.

[Mamyalynne]

Thank you Maj - has been very warm in the scullery today.

[tonyav]

Gawd, hope I win Slinky's glove.

[Mamyalynne]

Invisible, confused?? are you from next door??