Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to each and every one of you.

I am sure that the fort was held in excellent and robust fashion in my absence and that Matron and the Butler did all the necessary paperwork and stocktaking at the end of proceedings.


So far for tonight's raffle I have:

Four dressings (large, non-adhesive)
Three tubes of Savlon
Two rolls of cotton wool
and 54 plastic pinnies.


I have had no word yet of a speaker this evening, but no doubt a member will step into the breach if no one turns up.

Now where are my raffle prizes from the last 2 weeks ?

[DTCwordfan]

No-one ever understands, IL, that's the point of the MOFC, well some less than others, I think.

"A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free."

[nungate]

My dear Invisiblelady, not only do you have to be over fifty to be in this wonderful establishment, it is also necessary for you to deposit all common sense at the door and become as totally fruit loops as the rest of us! This is our playground, just go with the flow, it's easier..

[petal54]

'evening all,busy evening I note.We have a champion Welshtree planter who is cheap at twice the price,weddings,funerals & WI's

[murraymints]

look out look out..murraymint's about..I have brought the pies...slither hither Tone my sweet ...stay away from that Sibton !!!..

[tonyav]

Mad = good on this thread.

[nungate]

Tony, just after I deal with the mouldywarp, he's due sometime after the 12th of never...

[DTCwordfan]

Talking about fruit loops - and the Welshman has set up business in the Sahara I understand, petal.....something about rebuilding 4th C forests in Libya.

welcome by the way.

[Lie-in King]

Miss invisible, I thought Mr excel was taking care of you? Please accept another refill, I'm sure he'll be back shortly...

Helsinki, miss nungate? I have refilled your bucket...

Ah, Mr tony - you'll be after another? never a plumbing emergency when one is needed...

Good evening, Miss petal - your customary flagon of tailcock awaits.

[excelsior-1]

i know what you are feeling, invisiblelady.
the first time i came here i was not feeling 100%, and could not understand -- but then i was made to realise that there is no set criteria or agenda .... just do and say whatever you like - within reason.

[tonyav]

muraymints, come settle under the settle with me, hodge over DT and sibo.

[Psybbo]

My coat buttle please, need to talk to the croc, he promised he would deal with murray

[DTCwordfan]

sibbers is with me, murray; Tones is all yours but me fears he is off tune tonight, though he has helped one ABer with her air-locked pipes......

[excelsior-1]

i'm popping outside for a short while -- possible sighting of the ISS in the sky.

back in ten mins.

[tonyav]

Ah nungate the 12th of never is my birthday.

[nungate]

many thanks oh great feline, my bucket was getting empty.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh no bandits at ten o'clock?? tin hats

[DaisyNonna]

Your felineship, am a bit worried that Eric may be coming down with a cold.Could you possibly insist that he does not prop himself by the door? Know he is waiting for the mop.

[nungate]

I'll send a card - will arrange it with funky pigeon

[Psybbo]

DT I thought you'd wandered off but as you are here I'll stay just a little bit longer

[DTCwordfan]

nope, am around wondering if there are ditties about mad fish.