Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to each and every one of you.

I am sure that the fort was held in excellent and robust fashion in my absence and that Matron and the Butler did all the necessary paperwork and stocktaking at the end of proceedings.


So far for tonight's raffle I have:

Four dressings (large, non-adhesive)
Three tubes of Savlon
Two rolls of cotton wool
and 54 plastic pinnies.


I have had no word yet of a speaker this evening, but no doubt a member will step into the breach if no one turns up.

Now where are my raffle prizes from the last 2 weeks ?

[murraymints]

You keep old sibs there DT..me and Tone are getting settled....about those pipes.....

[tonyav]

Thank you very much nungate, I look forward to it's delivery.
I am very tempted by her matronships volly vonts I must say.

[nungate]

Mama, I have some ack ack guns in my reticule shall I unpack them? My tin hat is in there too I think

[tonyav]

Now now murraymints, there was no plunging involved well not this time anyway.

[petal54]

after the dat I've not had ,an extra flagon woul go a miss.hope you are well LIK

[DTCwordfan]

There are plenty of mad fish in the AB sea
But, sibbers, you are the only one for me
No other can even compare
A young woman like you is more than rare
Because you are the only one
And your hotter than a smoking Castle gun
But it is not only your beauty
That makes you such a total cutie
It is your entire personality
Sometimes I can't this is reality
How could such a woman be any better for me
You are the best there could ever be
You are everything I could want in a girl and bestfriend
That is why Tony could never even hope to contend
and he's got Murraymints around his U-bend.

[tonyav]

Your matronship, I have an anti aircraft gun in the van, should I go and get it ?.

[Lie-in King]

I see we have another guest - good evening miss mints - would you care to take a Phew?

Miss sibton, a refill - happy to see you staying a little longer. (The croc is in his den, miss...)

Miss Daisy - Eric & the mop are safe in the utility room. I take it that a refill would not go amiss, miss?

[murraymints]

I can give my self defence for vulnerable damsons talk if you like...Tone has volunteered to be the victim..haven't you my sweet...volly vonts...bah..pansy volly vonts when I have a tray of mutton pies..and pork scratchings for the select few !!!

[tonyav]

LOL @ DT.

[murraymints]

did I hear refill lie in king ?..make mine a double....need to keep my strength up...

[invisiblelady]

Ok...I'll just stand in the corner like a wallflower. I've brought twiglets and wine. I always bring twiglets and wine! Never makes me any friends though! lol

[Mamyalynne]

For anyone requiring trifle, I have placed it in the coolness of the larder, was starting to wilt somewhat as am I.

A wonderful turnout tonight from friends old and new, has Milady nipped to the pub do we think??

[Mamyalynne]

Twiglets and Wine are fine.. do for me.

[nungate]

Invisiblelady you've brought twiglets? Come sit by me..

[Lie-in King]

Ah Matron, m'lady is as m'lady does... What?

Miss mints - I am only able to provide two sizes of tailcock - you're now on buckets, miss.

[excelsior-1]

i'm back.

may i thank tony for temporarily looking after the invisible lady for me.

i'll just ask the buttle-man for another tailcock, then proceed to the buffet tsble.

[tonyav]

Ohhhhhh, pork scratchings my favorites.

[murraymints]

That'll do for now lie in...

[excelsior-1]

sorry -- nungate looked after her for me

i thought it was tony.