Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[Prudentia]

I need some chardonnay, by light introvenous if needed, oh bu''''ger I am too tired for that, I need to retire early, oh, nothing to do with a late gentleman caller I do assure you all, err night night, I may be having a lie in in the morning, special goodnight to you JJ, bless you for understanding.

[ladyalex]

Well, I guess you could use your One Cornetto instead, Naomi

I think you will have to wait a while for the feet, Cath. Not too long as i won the Senokot.
I'll let you know after the passage of time.

Where are the cocktails ?

[ladyalex]

Night night, Pru.
Sleep tight.

[Mamyalynne]

early nights what is the world coming to yes yes cocktail trolley is coming round soon

we have

jellybean cocktails

pernod and blackcurrant

sloe gin and prune juice for you know who

[Naomicorlett]

AS this club is specifically for the mad over 50s this mad over 50 is taking herself off to bed. Night night ,sleep tight , make sure the bugs don't bite.

[Mamyalynne]

night Pru dont forget the bed guard and rubber sheet ♥

[ladyalex]

Night night you lightweights.....haven't even had your cocktails, never mind your night sedation.

[Mamyalynne]

night Naomi the same rules apply looks like we may get to go clubbing if all sleepy heads are off to bo bos

[caththecrazy]

Ahh cocktail trolley rumble rumble

we shoudl plan the next outing we hav ebeen really quiet tonight no kidanapping or fights or anything. I blame the old matron causing all the trouble and blaming us. Since Mamy has been matron we've been reformed....

[ladyalex]

Pernod and black for me, please

[Jan1957]

Pernod for me mamya. Does it go with senakot?

[ladyalex]

Good idea, cath.
Where shall we go to next ?

[ladyalex]

Everything goes with Senokot

[Mamyalynne]

senna is great in dubonnnet was the queen mums fave

[Mamyalynne]

and she lived till 120 or summat hic burp ooops wheres the loo

[caththecrazy]

jelly bean cocktail for me please

What points of interest are there around here we haven't been thrown out of ? I mean had to leave as they were sooooooooooooooo boring?

[caththecrazy]

I vote the working men's club will be a novelty to see men working????

[ladyalex]

Brilliant idea, Cath.
Pity the Queen Mum snuffed it, though. I think she would be a shoo-in for this club.
Do you think we could make her Honorary Posthumous Patron ? Will I write to the Palace and ask ?

[caththecrazy]

yes write and ask and if they don't reply by the outing date we will send a reply to ourselves

and be sure to tell them all the things she coudl ahve won in the raffle and mention gin she liked gin

[atsgran]

Hello Hello is anybody there, got really lost tonight, have I missed the raffle, I really need the senakot tonight, my ticket is YELLOW ,went to another club tonight, but it wasnt the same, (no firemen) short stay as I need to stay sober, I'm off to TUNISIA tomorrow for 2 weeks of sun, sea n s..., what is it I,'m going for again ????? anyway see you all later, have fun