Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[ladyalex]

OOh, that's me. I've won the Deep Heat again!
Did I say that out loud ?

[caththecrazy]

Fix

we only had pink tickets except the tickets that weren't pink

[ladyalex]

And the packet of Tenas goes to ticket number.....




Green

[tiggerblue10]

My ticket had numbers and no paper!

[Prudentia]

I'm green, when do I get my prize, I always wanted a bucket of worms.

[Jan1957]

I think that packet of tenas could be missing a couple. I had a bit of an accident I'm afraid.

[ladyalex]

Don't you just hate it when that happens, TB ?


The first bottle of Senokot goes to ticket number........




Green

[caththecrazy]

Oh No Jan did you find your husband? and you were in shock? well having the whole local police force in the cupboard with you


ohhhhhhh here comes the fish and chips

who's having the gherkins? Lady Alex?

[ladyalex]

Your prize awaits you on the table in the big lounge, Pru...and welcome t the committee.

The Rainmate goes to ticket number.........

Green

Ooh that's me again, hurrah!

[Mamyalynne]

wheres the Wincarnis this week has someone been in my cocktail cabinet??

[ladyalex]

gherkins ?
Ther are no gherkins in this raffle. There must be some mistake about gherkins. Can I have my fish and chips now , please ?

[Mamyalynne]

did someone mention the police



9 9 9

[caththecrazy]

Not me hic hic

land ahoy - we can all disembark any foes will walk the plank......

[tiggerblue10]

I suppose the green ticket will win you the Dragbag as well Lady!

[caththecrazy]

gherkins with the fish and chips

oi who got them this week there's just paper gherkins and vinegar no chips no fish ??????

What is happening?

[ladyalex]

And the final raffle prize, the other bottle of Senokot goes to ticket number.......


57
Which I happen to know was bought by a fellow committee member who cannot be present tonight. I will therefore keep it.
Thank you all for your kind donations and for supporting the raffle.

[Prudentia]

can't do with wincarnis, when I was ill it made me even more ill, i didn't drink it though, it tasted like friars balsam with attitude.

[caththecrazy]

I think it's best to soak your bunions in myself

[ladyalex]

Chips with balsamic vinegar ? Now there's class....

Please don't try to send for the police, mamy. Jan already has them under the stairs.
They don't seem to be that keen on coming out either......

[Mamyalynne]

has the talk finished with the upper lesser greater lower lounge now being free to be swilled out