Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[caththecrazy]

that could be because they have the rugby boys and the choir boys in there - they seem to be playing some kind of game

[Mamyalynne]

will check under sink to see whats drinkable then

cant find the ruddy phone as usual

[ladyalex]

Yes, the upper greater lesser lower lounge is now free.
Ther's still something going on in the lower lesser smaller green lounge, though. I think Bill and Monica are giving a concert.

[Prudentia]

the po-lice are terrified of the nit nurse believe me

[Jan1957]

Did you call. It's exhausting in here. Can someone give me a hand? And where's my gherkin. (Actually we call them wallys in Hastings).

[ladyalex]

Quality

[tiggerblue10]

The Gherkin is in London Jan.

[ladyalex]

So do you go about asking Where's Wally when you want a gherkin ?

[tiggerblue10]

Oh flip, I've just realised I'm missing the Hitler thing on C4. Carry on with being 50 and mad.

Night night xxx

[caththecrazy]

I've lost my parrot - anyone seen him?

[Jan1957]

Yes ladyalex. We have fish, chips and a large wally.

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/animals/birds/p arrots/cartoon24.jpg is this it could have been mistaken for a gherkin ooops

[Mamyalynne]

quentin has a large.................... house

[caththecrazy]

Mamy that's him

Please don't eat him....

TB he isn't a cuckoo btw

[ladyalex]

I think I may have eaten your parrot, Cath.
I keep saying Pieces of eight and burping feathers.

is it time for cocktails yet ?
We usually have some Pernod and blackcurrant about this time ?
Have you got any, Mamy ? You usually find them when you're rooting about under the sink.

[ladyalex]

I think I might visit hastings, just to see the battlefield and ask for a large wally.

[caththecrazy]

ladyalex how could you? what all of him? even his feet? If you spat his feet out I could maybe put them in a pot and grow another one??????

Prudentia what are you going to do with all those worms?

I need a cocktail a large one

[Naomicorlett]

Flipping heck..I've been and had a bath and a bottle of grog and you lot are still going!! Avast me hearties !! And I missed the raffle and I so wanted the tenas .....I've only got 3 left...3 tennors ...did you get it? did you ? did you?

[Jan1957]

Oh dear, the rugby players have all escaped now. Apparently they've been digging a tunnel for the last couple of weeks. (Jan plays the music from The Great Escape).

Don't worry I've blocked the tunnel up, though the policemen are quite happy where they are for now. If there are cocktails going could I have one please.