Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[ladyalex]

OK I'll get cracking on that.
Do I start the letter Dear Palace, or is it Dear Queen, or Dear Head Bottle washer, or what ?
I've never written to the Palace before. Should I be curtseying as I write ? I'll wear white gloves, of course and my best frock and matching hat.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh sorry mistook the understairs cupboard for the loo then got my suspenders caught on door catch have been up and down stairs fifteen times phew need another pernod and turps now


Yes Lizzy is in we need royal assent

[ladyalex]

Does the Queen keep donkeys ?
I know she likes horses.....

[Jan1957]

Did someone mention men working. Do they strip to the waist and flex their biceps. Count me in.

[caththecrazy]

I think we should ask Prudentia as she knows these things but I believe she has retired for the night

I don't think you should curtesy while you write as you might fall over and smudge the paper - Dear Reader of this letter would be acceptable as if anyone else picked it up it wouldn't apply.

[atsgran]

Missed all other posts, who is under the stairs tonight, is the choir men still there? I had great fun with them last week, think I still haveone I need to return before I go on holiday, but dont think he wants to go back, (likes my knitting too much)

[Mamyalynne]

Send it pigeon post she is partial to a pigeon dunno about parrots though

[caththecrazy]

we don't have a parrott Ladyalex ate it but when I get the feet back I'm going to grow another one

[ladyalex]

You aresoooo sensible Cath. Why didn't I thinkof Dear Reader of this letter. It is just all so clear now that you've said it.
I have to disagree with you about the curtseying, though. I couldn't have her maj thinking I was being disrespectful...I am, after all a lady you know. Maybe not as psoh as prudentia, but still a lady.

Where are teh cocktails ? i coud do with another pernod and black..or maybe a jellybean cocktail tonight...or dare I try a senna and dubonnet ?

[khoey]

i`m so bored i`ve just finished knitting 2 pairs of a rather fetching pair of bright yellow knickers,only problems is they seem a bit draughty.,should i have put a lining in

[caththecrazy]

Well ok you curtsey but try not to spill the ink I hope you won't use a biro as that won't do at all

let's all have another cocktail to celebrate

[ladyalex]

We usually only have knitted thongs here, khoey, so I cannot really advise on knickers.

Is everybody a bit sleepy tonight, or are we up for clubbing again ?
I've looked out my lurex joggers and spangly boob tube.

[caththecrazy]

Clubbing it is but let's finish the cocktails

just put the knickers on your head will keep your ears warm

[Mamyalynne]

will mt ra ra skirt look good with the wellies quentin bought me in the Brecons??

[caththecrazy]

Mr Crazy has come home now and I've told him the parrott has been eaten but not to worry as we'll be growing another one when we plant the feet but he doesn't understand and says I best go to bed before the men in white coats arrive..... but I want to see the men in white coats.....

Nite all

[Mamyalynne]

better get topped up afore we go have you seen those drink prices in the clubs, have found a bottle in shed

C R E O S O T E

that will do with some sherry in... yes ???

[Mamyalynne]

Man in a coat


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night cathy make him sleep in spare room he sounds very crazy

[ladyalex]

creosote and sherry sounds the bizz to me.

Your rara skirt will go lovely with wellies.
Are they those lovely pink ones with flowers on ? The wellies I mean...
Night night Cath. Say hello to Mr Crazy from us all. The men in white coats have usually come by now, don't quite understand it,. We must have been very quiet again tonight.

[ladyalex]

Have they arrived, then ?
Or are you just calling for them ?


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[Mamyalynne]

would call milady but thyeve hidden me phone again



.... and me knitting bag