Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya how true that is (Fab etc etc) Are you actualy in Bolton & not one of the outlying villages LOL I.E. Horwich, Farnworth, W/houghton, etc etc?

[Meg]

I'm here again, fell asleep in the cupboard under the sink, what has occured, have I missed anything?

[Mamyalynne]

how dare you carrust after we have shown such hospitality too and where pray do you drag your less than rippling torso from?

[caththecrazy]

I've won the foot file Ellier will be pleased as her nails need some tlc - oh carrust perhaps you could hold Ellie's foot up while I file her toe nails????

And btw I'm from Hertfordshire don't you know?

[Mamyalynne]

loopoofoo am in Bolotn itself born and bred Astley bridge area

missmeg have another drink love and we may sleep here tonight its getting late

[Mamyalynne]

Bolton hic slurp

[Mamyalynne]

wheres pink with emergency rations

[caththecrazy]

Oh my goodness shall we have a sleepover mamy good idea

have you got any extra large tenas and a plastic sheet mamy - you know what it's like with me here????

[carrust]

I hail from Sheffield marmy. Can i kiss Ellies bunions whilst I hold her foot?

[Mamyalynne]

oh lordy yes better get the spare mop too

[Meg]

Soz, I really must stagger off, thanks mamya for another good night. See you all soon, sleep tight, Wendyxx

[carrust]

I also find corns a big turn-on....

[Mamyalynne]

night meg maybe another time


carrust i dont think effalumps get bunions they cant get the stilettos you see

[caththecrazy]

Ellie has no bunions how rude and I can't answer for Ellie she knows her own mind - NB she doesn't come from the home for the bewildered you know.

Lordy I don't know what her ladyship would make of this

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya that would be the posh part then i.e Lower Oldhams Estate/ Higher Blackburn Rd Then LOL Only joking

[Mamyalynne]

things have been a little different i hope i am demoted again to undermaifd especially as the son and heir is due back from foreign climes very soon , thought i might be in there

[carrust]

Well, laydeeze. Thanks for the entertainment. Gorra go now, missus has been away in Poland for a few days, & I've got to be all fit & ready to go for when she returns...is there any powdered rhino horn in the kitchen?

[Mamyalynne]

eh LF art getting above ones sstation i will have you know i have a wonderful view of flowing water , trees and a plethora of wildlife (or neighbours as we call them) if i move my curtain is that you outside LOL

[Mamyalynne]

no horn but you can have a swig of the Brasso goodnight

[caththecrazy]

well good night carrust - pop in again soon but make sure you have the correct paperwork as her ladyship is a stickler for detail whaaat

You can't ask for rhino horn one of Ellie's best friends is a white rhino and he just lost his great uncle Remus and if Ellie hears she'll not be happy....

mamy you and the son and heir - only draw back I can see is the father in law