Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[caththecrazy]

I think ellie will look majestic in that outfit - she'll excited already

Carrust we like tall rugged men as we always have trouble lifting the tea urn and putting the bins out and pushing the bus/fire engine or whatever other vehicle we may have acquired...

[Meg]

I haven't left yet and there is no way I'm going in a side car with some one who hasn't been screened. One has standards!!! I only accept lifts from gentlemen under 30,

[Mamyalynne]

well i am sure we can come up with a regime to get you back into shape if not totally exhausted carrust

[carrust]

Cathy. Story of my life. I have always pushed the piano... never played it:-((((((((((((

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya just going back to my earlier thread about Bolton being a small place It was said tongue in cheek. But i would like to know how you work out it's the biggest town in england??? Do you mean size or population wise?

[Mamyalynne]

oh miss meg quite right stay and have another bevvy and who knows we may go clubbing and look for pinktwink

[Mamyalynne]

population i think

[caththecrazy]

why hasn't pink called in ? She may be getting a few supplies in for us

[Meg]

I am going now mamya, is it safe for me to have meds after those little cakes and crafty puffs? I do want to wake up tomoorow. Still the issue of the delivery boy from the chippy in the next room.

And we never got our chips!!!!!



I think the bewildered lot hijacked them. Suilly sods.

[carrust]

Missmeg. You can be the pillion if you want. You can put your arms round a big hunk.

[Mamyalynne]

night meg dont worry all my meds are interchangeable


liverppooofooo i am out of order and maybe remembering facts from my childhood we are not the largest town anymore anyway we are fabb

[carrust]

missmeg, missmeg, I've got a helmet for you.....

[caththecrazy]

carrust don't beg it isn't manly - lol

Miss Meg is after the young boy in the next room....

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya i to always thought it was in the top 2 or 3 in england. But believe it or not excluding cities Just towns Bolton is 14th biggest in England (Population Wise) Even i was shocked at that. Oh well LOL

[Meg]

Think I'd rather walk. You will have to fill in a membership application, and be interviewed by Ladyalex, before I can accept your offers,.

[carrust]

Is there an initiation ceremony meg? Do I have to do anything sordid?

[Mamyalynne]

hey carrust you just control your helmet some of our ladies are delicate


LF i too am surprised but we are quality

[caththecrazy]

Miss Meg had a nasty experience carrust - it was the inmates I mean guests from the home from the bewildered - she's understandably very nervous.

[carrust]

BlOOdy 'ell! I've just realised. You're all from from Lancashire...I should have known...You're all crackers from the darkside.....

[Mamyalynne]

sorry a bit late but raffle results are


tickets were all number pink

winning colours are

78
14
22
37
6.5