Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome to all our members.

The Club is now open.

I am delighted to report that lordalex's regions have fully recovered from his close encounter of the sparkler kind.
He asked me particularly to thank all of the members who assisted with the salving.

The lost property cupboard appears to be empty this week. Is this a Club First ?

[Mamyalynne]

Took it upon myself to have a sale and have raised a fair sum for the xmas treat

[Mamyalynne]

Have brought 3 jars of pickled walnuts for the raffle

[petal54]

'evenig all,just blown in,suffering with terrible wind.chasing chickens not helping any either

[Mamyalynne]

Glad to hear the salve did the trick and his ludships regions are soft and supple once more, will put up the fire guard just in case

[ladyalex]

How wonderful, Mamya .
Raffle prizes and a treat.

I have persuaded lordalex to donate a bottle of Bulgarian Red for auction to swell the Xmas treat funds.

[ladyalex]

You're always so thoughtful, Mamya.
What would we do without you, old retainer.

[ladyalex]

Why are you chasing pullets, petal ?

[Mamyalynne]

yes isn`t there a law about foul abuse

[petal54]

despite the wild turkys running a muck,i've managed to sve the pickled eggs in looney jooce for the tombola,hope his lord ship doesn't sit out on the portch too long in this weather,now he's healed up.

[petal54]

just murder moist fowl

[ladyalex]

I don't know who is out on the porch, but it isn't lordalex.
He's inside by the fire, thoughtfully guarded by Mamya

Do we have an intruder ?

[ladyalex]

I think we do....

[Mamyalynne]

Those blobbies are useless as bouncers

we will be okay milady

[petal54]

word must've gotten out re the empty lost property room,now the weather's on the turn

[ladyalex]

I'm glad you are confident, Mamya.
Perhaps I should get lordalex's blunderbuss out.

Petal, are you quite well ?

[Mamyalynne]

Word gets out every saturday and if its quiet elsewhere we always have a few unexpected visitors but not usually any bother


Shall I unlock the gun cabinet??

[petal54]

i'm under control now,as no wish to get peppered by a blubberbus

[ladyalex]

I think we should err on the side of caution and have the guns ready.

Do you have your guide badge for sharpshooting ?

[alexanderd]

it was me on the porch having a rest after cleaning the moat