Mad Over Fifties Club

[boxtops]

Dear members, I am standing outside in the drizzle with the leek and potato soup, and my crusty bread is going floppy. Is anyone attending tonight?

[Mamyalynne]

yes one more tincture for courage, all for one and everyone for theirselves HIC!

[boxtops]

Hey hey - can we regroup a minute? are we flamethrowering/weedkillering the mutant carrots, and just harvesting the parsnips and turnips ? I think we should be told, before we leave (and the rain's just set on as well, so there will be slugs out there too).

[ladyalex]

Do you think we should have a vote ?

I vote flamethrow the carrots and parsnips, scythe the turnips

[alexanderd]

I second that, whatever it was(hic)

[boxtops]

Scything won't do much for the turnips milady, it'll only take the tops off, it'll leave the damned things in the ground all lumpy-like...

[ladyalex]

Hadn't thought it through.

weedkill the turnnips, then.
Pass the benedictine.

[alexanderd]

dont fancy slugs, horrible things

[boxtops]

Forgot to say, I;ve got the shotgun in the boot so I could bring that along if you think it would help ?

[atsgran]

I'll bring the tailcocks through to heat you all up after the flamethrowing

[Mamyalynne]

I second that emoshun LOL

[boxtops]

I know you brought the stuff, alex, but are slugs marginally better than spam, if push comes to shove?

[Mamyalynne]

ɯɐds'ɯɐds'ɯɐds'ɯɐds

[atsgran]

Is the wedding reception in the club mamy??, I'll get my best frock on

[boxtops]

How'd you do that, mamyalynne - spamalot in australia? (actually it looks like weds, weds...from this way up -. perhaps you're updating your diary? (or have you fallen to the floor through over-benedictine-ing, I know I have missed some of the action tonight!)

[ladyalex]

Is someone getting married ?
I do like a wedding.
I've got a fascinator.

[ladyalex]

Surely we're not having spam sandwiches at the reception...... spam volly vonts surely

[Mamyalynne]

sorry think the monkish brew went to my head then!!

[boxtops]

I could have brought a mean root vegetable curry to the running buffet for the wedding, but someone's just cremated the entire stock in the storeshed. Should we tell someone?

[ladyalex]

Who is getting married ?
I think I should be told.

You're not marrying a fiend, are you , Mamya ?
I thought you and the son -and -heir .....but then perhaps that was wishful thinking....

[alexanderd]

spam fritters are nice should I rustle some up?