Mad Over Fifties Club

[boxtops]

Dear members, I am standing outside in the drizzle with the leek and potato soup, and my crusty bread is going floppy. Is anyone attending tonight?

[seekeerz]

well, in a way, I guess I could be, sort-of - but I bring greetings and homage from the totally certified branch of the MOFC of the antipodes

[Meg]

Steff, thank goodness, mamya and her ladyship sem confused, I'm enjoying tailcocks

[ladyalex]

Can we start the dancing now, please ?
I cannot stay for much longer as I am asleep.

[seekeerz]

evening/morning miss meg - thought that might be the case, I don't mind a tailcock if there's one going thank you.

[ladyalex]

How dare you, Miss Meg. My sem is certainly not confused.....that would be my ems...which would be confused.

[Mamyalynne]

well lets dozy do then ♫

[seekeerz]

dancing -ooo, not tonight m'lady, my knees just aren't up to it !!

[Meg]

Are we not having chish and fips?

[boxtops]

Your ladyship, there is no news of himselfship since he dropped his bottle hours ago - is he still with us? The party is degenerating, I would offer to go look but I have not met the hon gent and the shotgun might alarm him.

[ladyalex]

Perfect. Mamya.
I've let the son-and heir know that you are still 'available'.

[alexanderd]

Im feeling a bit dozy tonight whats in those tailcocks

[Meg]

Boxtops, lovely to meet you, I'm very confused, have you had to move in as her ladyship is not up to it?

[seekeerz]

oo, 'er ladyship can't 'alf be pedantic when she wants to - I'd better keep a low profile for a bit - hey that's an ingenious way of melting snow you lot were trying earlier ??

[Meg]

What time is it in Oz?

[Mamyalynne]

I shall nipup and see to his ludship, he knows me well!

[Meg]

And what's all this to do about veg?

[ladyalex]

Look out for the munchkins!

I'm sure lordalex will be fine with your shotgun, boxtops. He loves shotguns . It's underwear that he's afraid of.

Don't hide seekeerz, not on your first visit.

[seekeerz]

9.22am - uncivilised hour for a Sunday morning, I know, but I just managed to arrive at closing time last week

[boxtops]

Meg, I think I saw you in the distance last week, I think you arrived just as I was leaving - no, I only opened up tonight because her ladyship was in the land of Nod, I will relinquish all responsibility for most things which have happened this evening after that (and I think most of the rest of us feel the same!)

[slinky.kate]

i'm cold and wet and have been on safari hunting carrots slugs and alien veg.i've finished my hot toddy,so can i have a tailcock for being brave,i do like the dashing white sergeant'whats his name