Mad Over Fifties Club

[boxtops]

Dear members, I am standing outside in the drizzle with the leek and potato soup, and my crusty bread is going floppy. Is anyone attending tonight?

[seekeerz]

sorry,m'lady, I got shut in the under/over toilet and couldn't make myself heard - like the colour choices though !!

[Meg]

Take it you're sober then?

[seekeerz]

NO way !!

[boxtops]

Mamyalynne, have you gone upstairs yet ? I can provide backup if you need it (though I know you have rapport with his Loship). Just mind the stairs, you are full of tailcock and soup.

[seekeerz]

Good evening, boxtops - nice to make your aquaintance and likewise slinkykate

[Mamyalynne]

I shall manage boxtops have taken off my high heels and put me slippers on and he`s putty in my hands really

[boxtops]

My pleasure too, seekerz - how are the antipodes this sunday morning (just so we are prepared when that time reaches here)? This evening has been hectic to say the least.

[Mamyalynne]

Katy of course you can have a tailcock or two and the Sarge answers to anything especially since the "incident"

[seekeerz]

now, mamy - you take care and don' you go trying to lift 'im, not with your back an' all

[seekeerz]

they're looking not too bad, boxtops - though warming up again - 38d for Ozzie Day, Tuesday - there'll be a few hangovers after that one !!!

[boxtops]

Milady I'm going to have leave soon, I'm on the bench tomorrow, need some semblance of a clear head - the case I am hearing relates to vegetable arson, never heard of it meself, it must be a country pursuit. Someone's nicked the soup pot, anyone seen it lurking?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I never lift him, he`s very cooperative

[ladyalex]

I'm afraid that I will have to leave you all now. I really am going to sleep.
It has all gone very well tonight, barring a few misunderstandings.

Please don't let the mutant veg get into the house. Look after yourselves and I'll see you all in a fortnight. (Out gallivanting next weekend.)
Thanks everyone.
:-))

[Meg]

Thank you all, very confused a usual, still no water in Wigan, tailcocks have quenched my thirst. Boxtopsxx Steffxx Mamya and her ladyship, what would we do without you? Nite, nite, Wendyxx

[seekeerz]

you just snap your fingers, he rolls over and plays dead does he ?? whoops sorry, no that's the dog

[boxtops]

Night night all, I am off into the night,soup pan in hand - safe journeys home - hope to see you next week (except mr & mrs milady, have a good gallivant).

[Mamyalynne]

Oh meg I am in Bolton is the water shortage heading my way?

Seekers no you are right the dog does the roll overs, but his lordship is better at Stay

[Mamyalynne]

Night milady all beds are warmed

Night boxtops thanks for hosting us tonight

I shall endeavour to open next weeek

[seekeerz]

oh please - I give up - why is there a water shortage - ypu've all had about 20 feet of snaw - what gives ???

[seekeerz]

good night to all those leaving - safe journey home. Mamy, do you need a hand to tidy up ??