Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship continues to attend to family duties, may I once again welcome you all to a pseasant evening of chit chat and banter.

The winner of the Egg decorating competition was alexanderd, for a wonderfully eggy tableaux of The Battle of Trafalgar (the hamper can be collected when you are ready)

Tonights raffle prizes include:
3 Bingo dabbers
A Paisley headscarf
A tube of Deep Heat
A fridge magbet of Blackpool Tower


Tonights talk and demonstration will be on the wonderful homecraft of Rag Rug making. This will be given by Miss Dolores Mattinson (spinster of this parish)

Dinks and nibbles are as usual on the buffet sideboard in the lower greater lesser dining hall.

[Meg]

Another vat would be most welcome, may non smokers join smokers in a human chain? It puzzles me.

[askyourgran]

So kind Alexandred to think about bringing the opener, haven't heard much since last week, are you a qualified ear doctor? You'll have to shout up a bit. By the way I think I backed your horse today it started running at 4.15 and I think it finished last in the 5.30 you really should have taken the trap off, 30 fences is quite a lot for an old nag.

[alexanderd]

askyourgran, I am a qualified bottle opener so I am sure I can be of assistance, as for Dobbin somebody mentioned glue and I havent seen him since. No doubt he will find his own way home

[Mamyalynne]

I am sure meg all smoking anti feelings can be put side in the respect of safety, alex you are a godsend with that opener I keep losing the one in the scullery

[alexanderd]

been outside to help form the chain but there is noone there so I came back better have a drink

[Mamyalynne]

i meant when people were leaving sorry if I wasn`t clear, have some nibbles too

[alexanderd]

thanks mamy was the talk cancelled I brought my hearing aid in case I was sat at the back

[askyourgran]

What about the rugmaking lady has she turned up yet? I could do with a rug for the horse when it comes back, it's got my shirt on it at the moment. Thank goodness the bottle top is loosened I can hear my stomach rumbling what is in those nibbles they look rather tasty.

[Mamyalynne]

well miss Mattinson hasn`t shown up, hope she`s not been waylaid by the battle re-enactment lot, they are very zealous.

Never mind I shall draw the raffle instead, tonight all tickets are number blue......

[Mamyalynne]

and the winning colours are

87
122
94
31
17

prizes are in the hall and can be chosen in turn

[alexanderd]

Ive won a tube of deepheat I wonder if it will make the horse go faster in next years grand national

[Mamyalynne]

nibbles are voltra vonts with a variety of filling

mini toffee doughnuts

marmite cashews and stuffed peppers

[askyourgran]

Um er I think this prize no.87 Walnut oil expired a couple of years ago, do you need any hinges oiling.

[Mamyalynne]

you could have the bingo dabbers they are great for brightening your grouting

[alexanderd]

I will have a mini donut to dip in my vodka please, may have to leave shortly am on taxi duty again tonight but will call back if you are still open

[askyourgran]

Ok I;ll take the dabbers, the grouting in the bathroom needs doing, not sure about purple grout though.

By the way the voluntaryvolts are rather tasty,

[Mamyalynne]

alex will be here am sure just give me anudge if I have nodded off

gran they are tasty aren`t they and all my own work, I knitted them this afternoon

[pinktwink]

hi mamya just popped by to say hi to you and all xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Aww my lil pink you are home early, hope all is well ♥

[askyourgran]

Would that be garter stitch mamya.