Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship continues to attend to family duties, may I once again welcome you all to a pseasant evening of chit chat and banter.

The winner of the Egg decorating competition was alexanderd, for a wonderfully eggy tableaux of The Battle of Trafalgar (the hamper can be collected when you are ready)

Tonights raffle prizes include:
3 Bingo dabbers
A Paisley headscarf
A tube of Deep Heat
A fridge magbet of Blackpool Tower


Tonights talk and demonstration will be on the wonderful homecraft of Rag Rug making. This will be given by Miss Dolores Mattinson (spinster of this parish)

Dinks and nibbles are as usual on the buffet sideboard in the lower greater lesser dining hall.

[askyourgran]

Sorry nodded off in the corner, is someone living in the coat of armour? something woke me up. So kind of you to ask, the moat water is rather corrosive I practically glowed in the dark for a couple of days, but I'm fine now. I have a tequila sunrise if I may.
Ethandron is looking rather fetching tonight, love the debobbled tights.Ahaa

[Meg]

I hope it's not the bewildered lot, if so I'm off!!
Yes thanks I have dried out but my bunny costume was ruined. Does her ladyship have insurance?

[Mamyalynne]

askyourgran the tequila is going well, must make a vatful. I do hope a few more turn up or I may have to cancel the rag rug making lecture, she doesn`t come free.

[askyourgran]

Good evening miss meg, I believe we met in the moat last week, I hope you feel ok now, I'll be better when I've been to the hospital to get the bottletop removed from my ear. the moat could do with dredging.

[Mamyalynne]

Don`t mention insurance please, I will knit you a new bunny costume no problem.

No they weren`t the bewildered lot just tha battle re-enactment people mistook pour place for the hall down the lane

[Meg]

Alexanderd is in charge of maintaining the moat so I believe. Perhaps the hamper should be withheld until gran's ear is sorted out?
Mamya, take your time, I won't need my bunny suit again till next Easter. Perhaps you could knit me an outfit forSt.. Georges day, that's not long off.

[Mamyalynne]

will do, I shall make a start tomorrow.

[slinky.kate]

hello mamya,just popped a few things in for the raffle,1 unopened bottle of oil of cloves,feather duster and a bottle of fresh water,i just filled it up from my tap,you can keep the bottle?

[Mamyalynne]

slinky where theres water theres always you, hows your lil pooch doing?

[slinky.kate]

mamya i was born on an island,so surrounded by water??,he is not to good but craig is not ready to part with him,so i'll persevere for him(and rex)

[alexanderd]

Im late,Im late, for a very important date. Hi folks been out enjoying the fine weather today took the horse and trap for a little drive then fixed the fence on the moat, cant have anyone else falling in. Brought a bottle open to fix any ears that need doing. Yipee I won the egg comp last week, hamper is eggcellent matron .Will save it for next time I go on a pic-a-nic though I may donate the stuffed olives to the raffle

[Mamyalynne]

sorry to hear that , its always a difficult time, bless you.

[Meg]

Greetings alex, hope the horse and trap are properly tethered.

[alexanderd]

yes miss meg the horse is settled in the trap and is perfectly house trained

[Mamyalynne]

Oh alex so glad you made it though, was your horse in the grand national, is that why you are a little tardy? The hamper is a real treat and have placed your tableauux in the display cabinet with his luds hunting trophies.

[alexanderd]

yes mamy dobbin was in the National but couldnt get the trap over the first fence so I had to retire

[Mamyalynne]

understandable but disappointing nonetheless, have a little drink

[alexanderd]

Went for my annual M O T this week doc says I have the heart of a 21 year old, just wish I could find the rest of him. He did say to keep up my 5 a day so pass the drinks trolley please

[Meg]

Alex you MUST maintain a balanced diet, one drink in one hand and one in the other.

[Mamyalynne]

Shall brew up another vat if things are livening up then.

we shall form a human chain later to make sure noone else falls in the moat.