Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship continues to attend to family duties, may I once again welcome you all to a pseasant evening of chit chat and banter.

The winner of the Egg decorating competition was alexanderd, for a wonderfully eggy tableaux of The Battle of Trafalgar (the hamper can be collected when you are ready)

Tonights raffle prizes include:
3 Bingo dabbers
A Paisley headscarf
A tube of Deep Heat
A fridge magbet of Blackpool Tower


Tonights talk and demonstration will be on the wonderful homecraft of Rag Rug making. This will be given by Miss Dolores Mattinson (spinster of this parish)

Dinks and nibbles are as usual on the buffet sideboard in the lower greater lesser dining hall.

[petal54]

a magical evening to 1 and all,i have brought some flea powder,that time of year again

[Mamyalynne]

petal ever thoughtful with your donations.

[ethandron]

i have donned my favourite beige twin set but instead of the two strand pearls have decided on the plastic turquoise popper beads. i could really do with the paisley headscalf as it would match the flannel dirndle skirt (grey and orange check) i am also wearing so i hope i win it. think i'll plump for the silver strappy sandals to complete my outfit.........see you all soon!

[Mamyalynne]

What a picture you paint ethandron, don`t forget a dab of rouge too.

[petal54]

we are acting our shoe size,so watching educational viewing,so may become over excited,so please excuse any extra-ordinary behavior

[Mamyalynne]

duly noted in the minutes, but no naughtiness or we shall be banished.

[petal54]

will try my best, a dubonnet & tonic may do the trick

[Mamyalynne]

dobonnic coming up

[askyourgran]

That would make me five and a half petal, and I fancy a drink, Have to say last week the tailcocks were a bit strong and I fell in the moat.

[petal54]

hope no ill effects from moat water,don't want health & safety called in.could the handy person(or am i it?) put up the railings again

[ethandron]

thank you for the reminder mamy, i have a new shade called 'bullfinch breast' which goes rather well with my outdoor complexion and favourite eyeshadow 'seaweed crush'. i have just de-bobbled my flesh coloured ribbed tights too, wouldn't want anyone to think i've not made an effort for this delightful evening of entertainment. i don't think the darn in the toe is noticeable.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry about that gran , we had to sell the railings to pay the gardners. I shall dilute your tailcocks somewhat

[petal54]

didn't realise scrap was worth that amount, only getting 2 bottles of Asti in these here parts

[Mamyalynne]

ethandron can I say you are an epitome of a country lady in that get up and for that you deserve a drink

[ethandron]

don't mind if i do, have you any absinthe? failing that (not many seem to have it in their tailcock cabinet these days) a sweet sherry with a shot of tequila would be acceptable.

[Mamyalynne]

a sherry tequila slammer for you then , I favour mu pernod concotions but all tastes catered for

[ethandron]

oops, have to dash. poor old johnny seems to have come a cropper in the pantry, better go and rescue the old ***. see you gels later.

[ethandron]

whooops, didn't realise that was a naughty word.

[Meg]

Hello everyone,
gran I also fell in the moat last week, the tailcocks were extra strong. Was it you who pulled me out?
I have had hiccups ever since. How is your good self and all the rest of you?

[Mamyalynne]

miss meg so nice to see you, have you dried out now. Sorry got called away some marauders came over the drawbridge, we shall have to rethink security.