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ladyalex | 19:00 Sat 12th Jun 2010 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open.

There have been some recent reports of damp patches on the upstairs grand landing. The cleaning staff have been working overtime to overcome this problem, sadly without complete success.
Members are , therefore, requested to be extra careful with the waterworks.

Members are also respectfully reminded that Rule 7 still always applies.
The Committee has been made aware of some breeches .

Non-raffle prizes will be gratefully received .
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Hello all, I have been jaunting. Brought a silly man in a beret for the non-raffle.
Gran, sorry to hear about your tumble, hope you're okay.
bit of both,M'lady,hoping to go to Oz,though not till later in the year,if find enough gold nuggets
Is he French, miss meg, hallo, being as he's wearing a beret.? Does he have les oignons, aussi?
must agree,life also better before colour came along
all very molti-cultural this evening
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Well, I would hope that your TV was a bit of both black and white. If it was all black or all white, we wouldn't know what we were watching. If it was all black we would think it was turned off and there where would we be ?
Hope you can get to OZ, but beware when you come back you will be upside down for a while. (I'm still slightly outside in from crossing the pond.)
Hello Miss Meg, how nice to see you.
I'm not sure about the law about non-raffling people as prizes, but I'm sure if you don't tell, no one else will.
I like the sound of the Wincarnis wizard it would probably be nice with a cherry in it. Lets be daredevil I'll have a double. I can only say that I didn't watch where I put my feet, if I had broken something I might have considered it. If you see a wet patch around where I'm sitting I think my hottie is leaking.
gaviscon gurgle (3 parts gaviscon, 2 parts soda water, splash of grapefruit liquour)
ramipril floater (amarula carefully poured over pernod with a sprinkling of multicoloured ramipril and an umbrella - needs to be made in a large glass to accomodate the umbrella)
ibruprofen blast (smear the rim of a champagne glass with ibruprofen gel then dip in granulated sweetner, shake together 4 shots of guinness and 2 of blue curacao, gently pour into prepared glass and drop in a sugar cube soaked in campari)

these are all hugely successful in taking the edge off things, especially the varnish off the table.
psst gran, tell me if you need a tena lady, just in case....
naomi thats like alex on his unicycle after a night here LOL
Putting my order in for an Ibroprofen Thingy. I certainly need my edges smoothed off.
ibruprofen blast .
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I'm sticking with dear little Buttercup...I can feel a song coming on....

Has the buzzing and cheering stopped ?
Looks like I need to bring the meds trolley next to the tailcock cabinet

Solpadeine spritzer, anyone?
And to calm us all down a Zopiclone ZZZZZ's. Take a sleeping tablet or 3 and crush and mix with honey and hot water. ( Non-alcoholic)
hello all been watching the footy in the upper downstairs lounge. Welcome back M,lady I hope your jet was not too lagged. You may notice I have re-routed the moat while you were away so that we now have a swimming pool in the conservatory. Dont know which tailcock to try so can you just mix them all together in one big glass and I will have that
Hi all! Late again!! Maybe some people weren't watching In-ger-land?? Have brought along a box of address labels ( Well, there are SOME left ) and I thought we could make tickets for the non raffle.PS Next time leave the chap IN the breeches. So much more fun don't you think?He could even go in the non raffle?
Good evening one n all - how good to see you safely back ladyalex - hope the flight was ok and that nice Bleriot boy took good care of you
good evening alex and ttfn, please help yourselves to drinkies and nibbles.

ttfn hope you are well rested.
oh sorry and Hi to Flicrat too

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