Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

There have been some recent reports of damp patches on the upstairs grand landing. The cleaning staff have been working overtime to overcome this problem, sadly without complete success.
Members are , therefore, requested to be extra careful with the waterworks.

Members are also respectfully reminded that Rule 7 still always applies.
The Committee has been made aware of some breeches .

Non-raffle prizes will be gratefully received .

[ladyalex]

Hello Alexanderd and ttfn.
Thank you for your good wishes. Our trip went splendidly and after the slight altercation with the Icelanders and their ash all went as planned.
I must admit to being still a little lag-jetted, but I am sure more buttercup tailcock will see that off.
Sorry to hear that you were/are poorly, ttfn. Take care of yourself.

[ttfn]

just had a 7hr napette mamya - might have to o/d on the sleeping pills tonight to get any more. Would have got here sooner but my new bath chair - aka tesco trolley took a long time to get up the cobbled lane and there is no-one on the streets tonight to help. Did I miss the warning siren or something?

[alexanderd]

Hi ttfn hope you have had a good week, thanks matron will refill my glass as and when required. I have a cheese grater for the non-raffle and a couple of non-stick frying pans( Been having a clear out of unwanted utensils)

[ladyalex]

Oops, soory, hello flicrat.
I don't think we are strictly speaking allowed to non-raffle men in breeches, but perhaps we should put it to the vote ?

[boxtops]

Hallo ttfn, glad you made it, I had brought a lert to milady on your behalf, but here you are. Have a tailcock, gran and I have been keeping it warm for you.

[ladyalex]

Unused utensils...hmmm...who does that bring to mind ?.....
(Should that be whom does that bring to mind ?...any grammarians present ?)

[flicrat]

OK We will just have to non raffle men out of them....PS Is Rule 7 the one that says no team orders,because ,if so, David Coulthard said that was always disobeyed. ( Breeched?)

[Mamyalynne]

boxtops what a good idea the country needs more lerts.


ttfn we will soon have you nodding off in the wee small hours LOL don't think its an air raid do you, shall I break out thr tin hats. TUT have just done me hair too.

[ttfn]

I have some rescue remedy for the non u-turn thingy but please could my mate gran have that now - bless her - look at the holes in her knitted tights. I also have some fresh fruit and veg - well they were fresh a few weeks ago, but I haven't felt like cooking much lately. could be ok for a soup if eaten in the twilight. a cheese grater? my corns haven't been attended to in ages....................

[ladyalex]

FLicrat, we try not to talk about rule (*).......I don't remember David Coultart coming into it, but my memory isn't what it was.
I'm not putting my lert into the non-raffle. A girl needs to hold on to her lerts.

I don't think you should raffle the rescue remedy either, ttfn...you never know when we all might need rescuing

[alexanderd]

We usually need rescuing about midnight i think, matron is in charge of the whistle I believe to call on the emergency services.

[ladyalex]

Probably need remedy-ing too......

[Mamyalynne]

Did someone mention an emerging sea ? shall I sound the alarm oops sorry nodded off there, think its all that buzzing from earlier.

ttfn that rescue stuff is a universal pancea \i find , I drink a bottle afore any dental treatment etc LOL and a voddy too!

[alexanderd]

emerging sea?I will just pop out and raise the tide barrier on the moat

[boxtops]

It's that global warming again....

[ttfn]

these galsses and hearing aids have to go - I thought someone mentioned emerging sex - sorry to use that word in front of miss megs collie.

[boxtops]

be careful ttfn, don't get over-excited!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I say< I even went to thhe french kissing thread, I thought it was a cookery question tee hee

[alexanderd]

who mentioned thread? I have a couple of buttons missing off my shirt if any of you ladies would care to help. as you can see by my avatar I only have one shirt and I cant wear it at the moment

[ttfn]

ooh alexanderd - are you doing your impression of the incredible bulk tonight? he looked so smart last week in his penguin suit. i am keeping my fingers crossed he has a kilt in his wardrobe for a future night. b.p., pulse and heart beats all charging along nicely now thanks.