Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

There have been some recent reports of damp patches on the upstairs grand landing. The cleaning staff have been working overtime to overcome this problem, sadly without complete success.
Members are , therefore, requested to be extra careful with the waterworks.

Members are also respectfully reminded that Rule 7 still always applies.
The Committee has been made aware of some breeches .

Non-raffle prizes will be gratefully received .

[Mamyalynne]

I am good at stitchery if I can find my needle threader and I brought a tin of shirt buttons for the non raffle too what luck!

[ladyalex]

STitchery, witchery, global warming, blocked moats what next ?

I think I'll have to lie down with a bucket of buttercup and a bottle of rescue remedy....

[ttfn]

I have some poppers in my voluminous shoe bag if they are easier for you alexanderd - though there are some very pretty buttons - I like the small ones with flowers painted on them - remind me of my favourite pair of slippers. is gran all right there - are those bruises or has my mate gonee ott with her eye shadow tonight?

[alexanderd]

Well it looks as if I can put the velcro into the non raffle once the buttons are sorted

[ladyalex]

No No No!!!
No velcro.
Have you all forgotten when lordalex got stuck to the carpet ?
It took 3 men and a block and tackle to get him up.
I can't have that again.

Sorry to shout Alexanderd, but my nerves were a-jangled by the very word velcro.

[Meg]

Back but going. Shall take idiot in beret (before non-raffle starts) and dump him in moat. Sorry Alex, your problem now.

[Mamyalynne]

Steady Milady have a top up, I will tend to his ludship after I have done ttfn's Obs and sewn on flowery buttons on Alex shirt. Ho hum

[alexanderd]

sorry LadyAlex, I forgot "the incident" my memory is not what it was and it never was very good. Think I had better go for the fish and chips or would anyone prefer Pizzas?

[ttfn]

bye miss meg - take care x

[ttfn]

when might we expect a look at your ho snaps ladyalex? sorry to be nosey but I haven't been anywhere for weeks now and I am feeling somewhat cut off ? might I also have a proper drink mamya - I am fed up with herb tea - I don't care what Herb says about it - he is a thoroughly decent chap too. psssst has boxy fallen asleep on the chesterfield, again?

[alexanderd]

night Miss Meg if he is French he can stay there its not a long swim to France

[askyourgran]

Got to say these tailcocks are going down well, did you mention stitchery I think I've got one or two little holes in my knitted stockings if you can spare a thread to two. My hot water bottle is definately leaking. but to be on the safe side I think I'd better take you up on your offer of the tena boxy. It's ok ttfn its a new eyeshadow lurid lilac I'm trying out Avon you know. Alex if you are nipping over to the Pizza thread I'll have an Hawiian please.

[ttfn]

I bet you would too gran! Lei lady lei...............Book her Danno

[askyourgran]

And a hula hula skirt..... I once danced with in a group of brownies with grass skirts and a flowery tops with a lei around my neck, Frank Ifields She wears Red Feathers, It was a church concert.

[ttfn]

I remember you!

[alexanderd]

no hawains Im afraid all eastern gentlemen, fish and chips and pizzas on the upper, lower lounge table as usual. help yourself. I hope I have brought enough to go round

[ladyalex]

Sorry, dropped off for a while there.
As soon as our snaps are developed, I'll try to let you all have a look at them. Not sure how to post old fashioned photos on the web , but will give it a try.
We saw him:
http://crystaldolphin...il-to-the-sunrise.jpg

Night night Miss Meg.
I think I'll have to go to bed too, so Night all, thanks for the laughs again.
Glad to be back!

[alexanderd]

Night Ladyalex, hope the lagjet doesnt keep you awake

[ttfn]

goodnight your ladyship - nice photo - mamya have you the smelling salts i think gran just fainted and there is an ever-increasing puddle around her chair. Should have warned her about the photo first ladyalex...................................

[alexanderd]

off to bed folks enjoy the rest of your night and make sure you all get home safely. I have left a spare set of roller skates by the front door if anyone needs them .
Night Night to all