Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more I throw open the doors and welcome you to pop in for a chat and maybe share a tailcock or too. Her Ladyship and His Lordship are still otherwise engaged and the notion of my position is being pushed to it's utmost.
The long Gallery is currently out of bounds due to the rampant dry rot, a donations box is in the vestibule for contributions to the restoration fund. Therefore drinks and nibbles (of which there is a plethora, thanks to guidance from Mercia) are served in the Billiard room, please do not uncover the baize or I will end up paying.
Last week was very quiet so the raffle prizes are rolled over, I can however add;
A pincushion
half bottle of syrup of figs
and a bath plug. (other donations welcome)
So enjoy.

[Mamyalynne]

Cig break it is yes.

[ttfn]

Please make sure there is a pontil in mine this time - it is draining to see it dribbling away! Oh, that is probably how you view me by now. Just a slightly smaller one then Alex

[alexanderd]

dont sit too close to the heater I dont want anyone getting chilblains

[ttfn]

I have never suffered one of those in my life Alex - lucky me!

[ttfn]

Do either of you gentle folk talk club-speak in your normal day to day life? I fear I am beginning to more and more each day. I live in fear of talking to a real live constabule in this same fashion of gay abandon. Should it happen will either of you be able to visit me inside please?

[alexanderd]

Cant say I have had the problem ttfn but I am always available for prison visits as and when required though I believe you live at the opposite end of the country from me

[Mamyalynne]

I did once ask a young man in the supermart where the tailcock shakers were, tjought he looked at me strange

[ttfn]

That is my 2 favourite club members separated by miles from my salvation. Life sucks sometimes!

[ttfn]

Light bulb moment! R1Geezer lives in my town.

That will be a jail break then ;(

[Mamyalynne]

You have lost me but that ain't difficule as you know!!

[ttfn]

I shouldn't worry over it mamya ;)

[alexanderd]

are you lost Mammy? head towards the light it will be the glow from our ciggies

[ttfn]

I think mamya is very tired tonight Alex, perhaps we should tidy up and say our thank yous?

[alexanderd]

Dont worry ttfn I will get down there somehow should the need arise I have my buss pass and the unicycle is well oiled(a bit like us really)

[alexanderd]

I think you could be right there ttfn it is getting rather late and I am taking atrip tomorrow to see the Tall Ships so perhaps we should tidy up and say our goodnights.

[ttfn]

Make sure you have a comfy saddle Alex or miles = piles ;)
Have a lovely time at the Tall Ships - magnificent sight - have seen them in the Solent.
sweet dreams and ttfn from your wicked woman ♥

[alexanderd]

Night ttfn, Night Mamy its been a good night tonight always glad of the company

[Mamyalynne]

Are you arranging things behind my back, I shall sulk now!! Hic!

[ttfn]

We would never do that to you mamya - now let me assist with the tidying and so forth (or fifth if you like, I am very easy tonight ☺)

[alexanderd]

dont worry mamy you will always be included. thought for next week why arent there more men in the club or is it my feminine side night night