Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more I throw open the doors and welcome you to pop in for a chat and maybe share a tailcock or too. Her Ladyship and His Lordship are still otherwise engaged and the notion of my position is being pushed to it's utmost.
The long Gallery is currently out of bounds due to the rampant dry rot, a donations box is in the vestibule for contributions to the restoration fund. Therefore drinks and nibbles (of which there is a plethora, thanks to guidance from Mercia) are served in the Billiard room, please do not uncover the baize or I will end up paying.
Last week was very quiet so the raffle prizes are rolled over, I can however add;
A pincushion
half bottle of syrup of figs
and a bath plug. (other donations welcome)
So enjoy.

[alexanderd]

ttfn are you taking my vain in name again just because I practised my origami this week and got my blue belt(blue is my favourite coclour)

[alexanderd]

I dont know what ttfn is on tonight but I will have some of it

[ttfn]

Bet she doesn't get as far as the moat. And I said the slugs were slippery!!!
No nibbles for me thanks mamya - they make me put weight on. That is why I am on a liquid only diet - so Alex' hobnobs are safe from me ;)

[hetherington]

daughter had one of those too now she's the son - must run in the family . All quiet on the eastern front

[Meg]

ttfn, no it is not obvious to me, I don't do cryptic!! Rossendale is somewhere in Lancashire, or maybe Yorkshire? No definately Lancs.
Right mamya has got me drunk again, will have the constable escort me home, then I will most certainly be dumping him!

[ttfn]

I am on an office chair that swings all the way rouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund. Another dizzy spell, oh dear.

[hetherington]

sorry I've had all Alex's hobnobs - when he wasn't looking as well ! Have to try the crispps

[ttfn]

Is your belt RAF blue Alex to match your eyes and my tongue? I put the biro in my mouth the wrong way round again

[ttfn]

All this talk of dumping and S of F. Tut tut - whatever would the nobilititititity say if they were here?

[ttfn]

Hetherington, my dear Hetherington if you were a whisky (i.e. short) what would your friends call you? Hether? Eth? White Horse? It is a lot of typing when I have imbibed as little as I have tonight.

[hetherington]

dose he want his truncheon back Meg ? I must be wending my way away as well if I can see straight and not fall in the moat must bring water wings nbext week can't swim or may give them for raffle cos one of them has got puncture

[LoftyLottie]

Flippin 'eck, you lot don't half talk a lot!! ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

Well they aren't so we can, though Milady does check the minutes.
My chair goes r ound too but it goes up and down at the same time, am quite giddy with it all. Whooooo

[ttfn]

I drink quite well too leftylatte ;)

[hetherington]

How did youy know I was short? The fact that I fiound it hard to see over the whiskey bottle you may call me Het if you want

[alexanderd]

My chair doesnt move but the room goes round and round

[ttfn]

LetticeLeaf - I was thinking about you today - don't panic. I have the most wonderful doggy story I would love you to read, but it is rather too lengthy for AB. Would you care to email me so I could send it to you? I know you would love it - tis all about my lovely newfi ;))

[Meg]

Well I'm off walking home. Hope the road blocks are gone.
Second thoughts, will ride humph, promise I'll bring him back next week.
Apologies to who takes the constable home, twas not my fault!!

[hetherington]

are we on to the coffee already i'm quite partial to a latte

[ttfn]

Het het het hurrah! you can call me Ena if you like (that's not my real name either - I am Ann Widdecombe in drag)