Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more I throw open the doors and welcome you to pop in for a chat and maybe share a tailcock or too. Her Ladyship and His Lordship are still otherwise engaged and the notion of my position is being pushed to it's utmost.
The long Gallery is currently out of bounds due to the rampant dry rot, a donations box is in the vestibule for contributions to the restoration fund. Therefore drinks and nibbles (of which there is a plethora, thanks to guidance from Mercia) are served in the Billiard room, please do not uncover the baize or I will end up paying.
Last week was very quiet so the raffle prizes are rolled over, I can however add;
A pincushion
half bottle of syrup of figs
and a bath plug. (other donations welcome)
So enjoy.

[Mamyalynne]

I think Katy should have the syrup of figs, indeed she has had the syrup of.... will get the bucket

[ttfn]

strewth mamya - where did you snuck that in then. Has Hetherington got the plug? Please say I haven't got the syrup of figs .............................................

[alexanderd]

too true sometimes I wish there were more men in this club other times.......

[ttfn]

...................other times you wish there were fewer women?

[Meg]

Yes yes ttfm, mamya saw us proud as usual, we were a bit presumptious. We will both conceal our draws, don't want alex vomiting, he's been through enough tonight.

[hetherington]

have I got the plug or more of Alex's hobnobs lost my tickets along with my mind what do you put in the drinks jolly nice what ho anyway

[Mamyalynne]

First come first served for prizes but as Hetherington is new maybe he could have the plug, if we all agree.

[alexanderd]

is that a plug for Hetherington, I got ttfn,s half feather duster

[Meg]

Yes of course hetherington can have the plug, another male member? What will her ladyship think of this?

[hetherington]

I'm obviouslyy on track for my new career as a male impersonator - must be the fact that I borrowed the constable's truncheon !!!!!

[ttfn]

By all means mamya - well done Hetherington (you have been I am sure ;) )
What are a few feathers between friends Alex? I will bring you a ha'penny in next time and some spare feathers. Hetherington it helps if you don't mind not having a mind the moment you cross the moat - no-one else minds, mind you. Mind if I have another drink? Mine's a large one

[Mamyalynne]

Do beg pardon but at least the plug is unisex.

[Mamyalynne]

Who won the pin cushion do we know or care, it is one with all the little chinese people holding handsh

[ttfn]

meg - male member indeed. Hetherington is like Roseinstone - female - obvious innit? Not to be confused with Rosencrantz who was male. Glad I am on top of things tonight.
Next

[hetherington]

never mind I don't mind cos I don't have a mind to mind with anymore may I have another nightcap please spoilt the other one "

[ttfn]

Chinese people holding hands - not suki? Netsuke is/are Japanese aren't they?
So if they are holding handsh where do you stick the pinsh?
Actually I can live without knowing the answer.

[Meg]

Well done hetherington, enjoy!!
One of my dearest friends is a transvestite.
Who won the syrup of figs?
I've lost track, another drink please, anyone who cares to serve.

[ttfn]

Who spoilt if for you roseinstone? I will sort them out for you! Won't you Alex?
Have a large one this time Hetherington - just like mine.

[ttfn]

meg - is that like a convertible? Big Sis had a convertible once - didn't duck when she went under a low bridge. Boom boom Lot of activity on the firing range on Salisbury Plain tonight

[Mamyalynne]

I hope you have all found the nibbles to your satisfaction.

Katy drank the S of F

am glad you are enjoying yourself hetheringtone