Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more I step into the breech, as her Ladyship is entertaining the Dowager aunt. I feel after the strenuous and brain testing evening of the AB quiz (who won again, do remind me!) We will not have a guest speaker as such, rather any member with an interesting hobby or topic, may give us a small speech.

Later there will be some dancing on the terrace, however due to the age and delicate nature of some members there will be little in the way of Disco or Rock (unless requested) but music of a more sedate and maybe a little smoochy in tempo.

For the raffle, I donate

3 Corn plasters (washed)
Jar of Vicks vapour rub
5 Strepsils (Blackcurrant)

So settle in and make yourselves comfy, Tailcocks and nibbles are in the long hall on the buffet sideboard.

[Mamyalynne]

That explains a lot.

Did anyone find out who won the quiz last night ?....Mamya ducks under the table.

[alexanderd]

who left the ducks under the table? get the eggs matron I will make us all an omelette

[Prudentia]

I recall being bleeped once, or was that chickened? oh no, it was 'goosed' some porter or something actually pinched my derriere, naughty fellow, I remember it well, dreamt about it all night..............

[ttfn]

Why, I believe it was the Lie_in, the Witch and the Wardrobe Matron - why are you giving me that wooden look of yours? Haven't hit a nerve have I ?;o)

[Mamyalynne]

Look out dear or you will get splinters

[ttfn]

Hello Prudentia - don't worry about that, the lads from the foundry used to strike their matches alight on my..................asking about splinters Matron? I cannot think why that should come up in our conversation. Alex - do you have any mushrooms you could slip into my omelette please, I like a little magic in my diet! Music maestro please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6_TSTy27o

[Mamyalynne]

Knew you must be on something mind altering

I bet you are one of those handbag spammers?

[Meg]

Hello all, apologies for my non attendance last week, I got waylaid on my way here.
Same lot tried to layway me again, but I declined. I have invited them here, is that acceptable?

[ttfn]

Not me mamya - I prefer corned beef - I assume there is a lot of it around here <<corn, that is>>

[slinky.kate]

hello there,sorry i'm a bit late,watching x-factor.i brought some mothballs,zinc cream,
curlers and a tea cosy for the raffle,i brought everyone a present,i got loads of the little blue pens out of the betting shop so you can have one each

[champipple]

Hi guys the word is sudocream...

[Prudentia]

I was once whey!! laid on my way here. Prudentia xxx

[ttfn]

Hello miss meg - lovely to see you, pull up a tuffette and have some of mamyas gorgeous nibbles and some bubbles - we are celebrating tonight. I think it is opportune to play a belated song for mamya, she had a birthday this week you know. <<Though not born on february 29th she only admits to having one every 4th year>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YhOamBDqY4

[ttfn]

Welcome to kate and champ too - this is turning out to be a great night at the manse!

[ttfn]

I think it is time I calmed down a little, too many meds and not enough champagne probably, anyone else for a refill - bubbles that is? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAefTj7GXwQ

[alexanderd]

love albatross ena but then I love all "birds"

[ttfn]

Let osprey together then alex ;o) btw I have brought some scented wotsits for your sister, thought alcohol and chocolate might not be in her best interests at this time, but would not have forgotten her. Presents are a lovely way to let people know you are thinking of them.

[Mamyalynne]

So sorry for my absence the bubbles went straight to my head and I took a stroll and a ciggie around the orangery, nipped out too is jolly cold out there tonight.

Welcome Pru, Katy and Chmbibble.

What sterling DJ work from Ena too.

[Jemisa]

Sorry ladies I will only be popping in and out this evening. There's a do on at the village hall I promised myself I'd see. A lovely red haired young man with a nice voice will be there, However I did send a messenger along with a jug of my swede and parsnip cider & some shrimp and marmite vol-au-vants & lemon sugar suckers. I hope you enjoy. I believe Edna Worthinton is giving us a song too. I told Mrs Worthington NOT to put her on the stage.(ps Do you need more french chalk for the dance floor?)

jem

[alexanderd]

Ena you are so sweet, many thanks your gift will be much appreciated