Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may be a little delayed, so I shall open up and welcome you all, the fire is lit in the library, so nice and cosy in there.
Tailcocks and nibbles are on the Buffet sideboard.

For the raffle I have:
2 tins of creamed mushrooms
6 Lavender bath cubes
11 wire coat hangers
and a box of moth balls.

Ena (ttfn) sends her apologies but they were couched very cryptically so I doubt the veracity of them.
Seems odd the window cleaner has announced he is away for a few days also?? Well with her wayward g;ances and the flash of the crepe stockings, who knows...

[alexanderd]

I refuse to bend over while you have that needle in your hand

[anneasquith]

the plane^s late, turbulance over Peterhead.

[Prudentia]

As one who has arranged and enjoyed many medieval banquets, I assure you we never wore tights of any description, in 21st century terms, we always went commando!

[ladyalex]

Thanks for the update, anneasquiffy.......do you think it is the prisoners disturbing the air ?
Alexanderd, have you thought of talc ? or WD40

Leave him alone Mamya, he has to learn how to get his clothes on and off himself.

[ladyalex]

ooooh Prudentia.....are you giving us advice from your former lives again?
Do you go back as far as Nefertiti ? Everyone else who has former lives seems to .

[alexanderd]

How tall is Peter, anne if he is causing turbulence, will try you suggestions Ladyalex. Be back shortly

[ladyalex]

Don't call me shortly.

[Mamyalynne]

I was only knitting Alex, was not a hperdeemic nurdle, Anne do wave the plane in my dear.

Flicrat a flag how super.

[alexanderd]

Anne I used to be in the Raf(when Pontious was a pilate) so I will wave the plane in for you if you wish. I have some table-tennis bats

[anneasquith]

will we need the balls (ping pong ) ?

[ladyalex]

Can't you just use your hose, Alexanderd ? Or have you not got them off yet ?

What do they use those table tennis bats for, anyway ? Are the pilots such ping pong addicts that they have to get in a game as soon as they land ? Or is it to do with the (whisper it) Masons ?

[alexanderd]

did you say ding dong?

[ladyalex]

Right hand down a bit....

[Prudentia]

Sadly no Lady Alex, I can only recall being Lady Prudentia Trentham, nee Eyre 1599-1642 and my life at Hassop Hall and later at Westwood Hall in Leek in the Staffordshire Moorlands after my husband Sir Thomas Trentham died in 1628, but worry not I am very happy now with my new life, companion and friends.

[anneasquith]

should i roll one of my crimpline trousers up to the knee when the plane gets out of the clouds ? mamy do you have an apron i could borrow ?

[Mamyalynne]

A charmed life indeed Pru, we are honoured by your very presence

[flicrat]

Have just reaised that if we can find another flag we can direct the plane in to the landing strip with semaphore.

[alexanderd]

The pingpong bats are so that I am not waving my empty hands and they think I want a lift

[ladyalex]

We should really get Alexanderd to bare his left breast and Mamya to point her bodkin at him.....if we're going to be really authentic.
Don't want to go as far as the tongue cutting out, though...don't want to get my feet wet below the low water mark...or is it above the high water mark ?

Does 1599 count as medieval, then Prudentia ?

[alexanderd]

flicraft there is a union jack on top of the belltower, will that do. P.S. I thought semaphore was just for the navy