Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may be a little delayed, so I shall open up and welcome you all, the fire is lit in the library, so nice and cosy in there.
Tailcocks and nibbles are on the Buffet sideboard.

For the raffle I have:
2 tins of creamed mushrooms
6 Lavender bath cubes
11 wire coat hangers
and a box of moth balls.

Ena (ttfn) sends her apologies but they were couched very cryptically so I doubt the veracity of them.
Seems odd the window cleaner has announced he is away for a few days also?? Well with her wayward g;ances and the flash of the crepe stockings, who knows...

[ladyalex]

Alexaderd has gone altogether.....has he turned into a naturalist ?

[flicrat]

Maybe the pilot could do my freezer shopping for me if he's going to Iceland. Definite last words!!

[Mamyalynne]

Alex it looks like I overdid it with the big scissors

AYG you are so wrong about ttfn being gentified tales I could tell.

[ladyalex]

SPill the beans on Ena then , Matron......

[alexanderd]

Ena is not hear so can I have the beans please Matron?

[alexanderd]

Ah thats better, back to normal (or as normal as it gets)

[ladyalex]

Phew! Glad you've returned to normal-ish Alexanderd....nethers all OK now ?

[alexanderd]

no problem Ladya, once I let the air circulate

[Mamyalynne]

Have no Beans Alex but there are the creamed mushrooms

Have told enough details

[anneasquith]

ill just pop out and look for the plane one last time, if i dont return just have the ruffle without me. night night .

[ladyalex]

I expect you are bound by your oath of confidenshi hippocrast....that promise you make not to tell .

[Mamyalynne]

Thats the one yes

Anne do take care out there

[Jemisa]

Thankyou Ladyalex, how kind to offer me the Maintainance position but alas I couldn't do it justice being as my mobi scooter cannot cover all aspects of the Manor (stairs).

Anyway I hate fag butts and I find the grounds are littered with them.
I found the Peacocks are even trying to consume them.
(I don't know who is responsible cough-cough)
Cook has released the gates now with some goose grease.

Wheres that fire? -- Jem

[ladyalex]

Fire ? Fire ? surely not a fire ? It's months since we had a fire here.
Matron ! Alexanderd ! Is ther a fire ? or is it just the ciggies ?

[slinky.kate]

hello everyone just a quick visit,i brought a pair of winkle pickers for alexandered,to go with his kilt,if i'm not to late for the raffle i would like to donate a christmas tree fairy with i broken wing,6 duffel buttons

[Jemisa]

The fire in the library Lady Alex not a FIRE FIRE , sitting out there my posteria has gone numb. Its got to be warmed or it won't function properly. (we don't want that do we?)
Mmmmmmm! Glad there are no beans, and no sprouts either thankyou.

jem

[alexanderd]

Dont panic LadyAlex no fire just that lot next door been let out for their ciggy break before they are locked up for the night

[ladyalex]

Well, I have to be off to bed now...sorry to have missed Nip and Tuck, but perhaps the plane will make it in to land next week.
Thanks for all the laughs and see you all next week, if we're spared.
:-))
ladyalex

[alexanderd]

Goodnight LadyAlex, dont know if I will make it next week as I am going to the theatre and might be late home. Sleep tight and have a good week

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Katy how sweet, I have a jar of spare angel wings so thankyou