Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may be a little delayed, so I shall open up and welcome you all, the fire is lit in the library, so nice and cosy in there.
Tailcocks and nibbles are on the Buffet sideboard.

For the raffle I have:
2 tins of creamed mushrooms
6 Lavender bath cubes
11 wire coat hangers
and a box of moth balls.

Ena (ttfn) sends her apologies but they were couched very cryptically so I doubt the veracity of them.
Seems odd the window cleaner has announced he is away for a few days also?? Well with her wayward g;ances and the flash of the crepe stockings, who knows...

[ladyalex]

If we used your flag and Alexanderd's tights, we could do the semifore thing......brilliant idea, flicrat.
Get them off Alexanderd, or I'll have to deploy my big scissors. (I found them, you know)

[flicrat]

Medieval finished with the death of Richard the Third at Bosworth Field,1485 - but I daresay we could stretch a point between friends!

[ladyalex]

How do the RAF signal, then ?

[flicrat]

You were never a Brownie then alexanderd. I used to love flag waving. Roger,wilco with the union jack and my flag. I think that is correct aircraft terminology for agreeing!!

[Prudentia]

Mammya, sadly it began very well but ended very tragically, I prefer not to remember, I must go now, Marjorie is pouring me a last glass of Australian chardonnay before we retire, we wish you all a very goodnight, may your god bless you. Marjorie and Prudentia xxx

[anneasquith]

roger roger !

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex you dont want to know but it involves both fingers if they are signalling the army or navy( Still havent got these blo... tights off, bu.... it get the scissors!

[flicrat]

Or even Mayday Mayday anne?!

[alexanderd]

never a brownie flicraft, I failed the medical

[ladyalex]

Here are the scissors, Alexanderd.....I'll let you cut your tights off yourself......haven't removed a gentleman's nether garments for some time,(Mamya is very good with lordalex) so wouldn't like to make any mistakes.

Is there a roger in the house ? or has Annesquiffy had a turn ?
Good night Prudentia, lovely to see you again. Regards to Marjorie...perhaps she will grace us withher presence some day.

[flicrat]

Tough alexanderd. I only failed the sock darnng. Maybe I should have borrowed the bodkin.

[Prudentia]

Marjorie is rather shy..........Steve the window cleaner seems to think otherwise but I think he is just being kind. Goodnight all....

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Pru

Alex shall I help trim your gusset dear?

[alexanderd]

Oops overdiod it getting the tights off hope you ladies are not too shocked

[Jemisa]

Can someone open these dam gates they're stuck (who's in charge of maintainance round here) I'd like to warm my posteriar in front of the fire and perhaps sample a taste of the 'Tailcocks'.(what is that?) being an Essex girl I'm not sure.

I've got a crick in my neck watching some fool trying to do a Loop-de-loop in the sky.
I can only presume they have been partaking of your Tailcocks.
I have brought 20 red rubber bands (found on the driveway during the week) for the raffle + a tin of prunes I found at the back of the cupboard. OK perhaps I'm a bit late enter them next week perhaps.
If this gate isn't soon sorted I shall attack it with my tin of Nivea.

Jem. (shivering)

[flicrat]

Off now! ( Or maybe it's the drains!) Night all. Just can't stay awake - too much fresh air....enjoy your evening.

[askyourgran]

Oh my goodness alexanderd you are half naked. Is this a serious operation? I'm sorry I'm a little late, I've brought a packet of fig biscuits for the raffle, A bottle of Sanatogen and a bottle of Milk of Magnesia. A regular treat if I may say so. I've missed ttfn this week, hope she is well. I always thought she was an upstanding lady no messing with the lower orders, but you never know.

[alexanderd]

Now I have gone all together someone did not like it so off I go again be back soon. Goodnight to those who are leaving

[anneasquith]

jem just jump over the gate keep the nivea i think alex may need it to cool down his gusset area.the plane has been diverted to iceland, alas no navy boys visiting tonight.

[ladyalex]

Good night flicrat....and welcome gran.

Alexanderd, please cover your dignity....why don't you put on the kilt if you can remember where you hid it ?
Good evening Jemisa....perhaps you would consider taking up the post of Maintenance person? Wages are very reasonable and sometimes there is a Christmas bonus.