Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once again, a very god evening and a warm welcome, as I preside in her Ladyship's absence (how the other half live!) Milady has gone a'Beetling, do hope she does not return with any souvenirs as I dread to think how much Rentokil will charge for a weekend call-out!

As you may recall we have quite a backlog of Ruffle prizes and maybe, just maybe we will get round to drawing the Ruffle tonight, the list of prizes are on a roll of Izal pinned up in the understairs loo, do feel free to add any more donations to it.

Anyone willing to give a talk or lecture on an interesting topic, please let me know, otherwise I am sure we can all add our twopennorth as we go along.

Do grab a Tailcock and help yourself to nibbles from the buffet sideboard.

Mamya

[alexanderd]

Hi Ttfn, you dont fool me

[Meg]

Coooooeeee I'm back, have I missed anything? How are you all, did you get my postcard?

[ttfn]

Yeah right alex!
Hello meg - lovely to have you back with us. Happy New Year to you and hope you had a lovely time away from it all?

[alexanderd]

Hello Missmeg hope you are well postcard is on the mantelpiece

[boxtops]

I've brought my Box Brownie, I want to snap the evidence.

[Bobbisox]

hello missmeg x

[Meg]

A Happy New Year to you Ena and all other members, may it be a good one.
Alex, I am not on the mantlepiece yet but it is a possibility.

[Mamyalynne]

Hello Alex, Meg and Boxy.

Bobbi a poetry reading how novel, do try, we won't laugh dear.

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening friends. At least I hope it will be a good evening , been a most trying day. Trying to wash the breakfast plate (and coffee mug). No hot water. Trying to contact maintenance people, mobile phone gone do lally and maintenance closed until Monday. Trying to answer the door to the plumber I found and dropped my reading glasses which broke. Trying to order a takeawawy to cheer myself up and my favourite has changed hands with rotten reviews. I repeat, good evening.

[alexanderd]

you wont understant her, she is a geordie you know

[Meg]

I am having difficulty accessing the club, is there a new password to let one reach page 2?

[Bobbisox]

I have been out and about and having some fun
laughing and joking without any sun
I came(tonight) back in here because it's a laugh
after hitting the town and the pubs this saff (afternoon)

OK It's cr@p..
but I meant it..LOL

[ttfn]

Hello boxy-camera (double barrelled now, I see) and Daisy, bless you, it will get better though. Meg - just rattle Matron's flap a little - you will soon get through

[alexanderd]

There was a young lady from Wickham
you can make up the rest I darent!!!

[Bobbisox]

"who had a spare whip to whip 'em"

[alexanderd]

she went out on "the toon"

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Bobbi, so if you were from Oz instead of being a geordie, a laugh would become a larvo? Rather like it. Somebody pass me the tonic water. I've run out of Wincarnis.

[alexanderd]

with a bottle of broon

[Bobbisox]

hiya Daisy..<smile>


"in her dressing goon"

[alexanderd]

when she finished her fags she would flickem boom, boom