Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once again, a very god evening and a warm welcome, as I preside in her Ladyship's absence (how the other half live!) Milady has gone a'Beetling, do hope she does not return with any souvenirs as I dread to think how much Rentokil will charge for a weekend call-out!

As you may recall we have quite a backlog of Ruffle prizes and maybe, just maybe we will get round to drawing the Ruffle tonight, the list of prizes are on a roll of Izal pinned up in the understairs loo, do feel free to add any more donations to it.

Anyone willing to give a talk or lecture on an interesting topic, please let me know, otherwise I am sure we can all add our twopennorth as we go along.

Do grab a Tailcock and help yourself to nibbles from the buffet sideboard.

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

Am sure Ellie and Humph would eat them , assuming the non toxic variety.

Oh Daisy I see which sort of 'Monsters' he meant now, no jealousy required, just a civility that my new found standing requires.

[alexanderd]

Was down genuflecting to Matron and my back went(old war wound) back on my feet now though did someone mention tapdancing? Last time I tried that I fell in the bath

[starone]

Monsters? who said something about monsters? Is this insect repellent going to be strong enough for monsters? Have you got the key to the cellar mamya, sorry, lady mamya. I know that's where you keep the spare drinks but we will have to hide somewhere.

[Mamyalynne]

Star, the oubliette is out of bounds as you well know.

Alex do you require my ministrations dear?

[DSJ]

Good evening all. This is literally a flying visit and I do apologise for arriving this late. I had another unexpected visit to Holby City Hospital, this time to collect a prescription.

[Mamyalynne]

Good gracious DSJ you will be getting a uniform next you are there so often!!

[alexanderd]

Your ministrations are always welcome your worthiness

[Mamyalynne]

I shall warm up the Tiger Balm dear.

[DSJ]

I picked up the prescription for a friend but had to wait rather a long time because one of the lady doctors went mad and had to be certified. There was a big upheaval in the lobby. Sorry, I forgot to bring a raffle prize tonight but maybe it's already been drawn. I like the look of those beetle cakes - may I help myself?

[DaisyNonna]

Mamy, I think your new, much deserved status should encompass delegating your ministrations. Surely you should be separated from the hoi polloi? Ladyalex could not possibly allow your besmirchment.

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy that is so kind of you, but in truth I still see myself as the type who ministers to those who need me, and Alex is always very grateful for a good massage.

DSJ. am sure a job there would suit you fine.

[ttfn]

After this afternoon's offering,Daisy, there is nothing left un-besmirched, believe me

[Mamyalynne]

Oh so glad you are down off the roof Ena, hope the aerial is better aligned now, have a tipple dear.

[anneasquith]

i didnt know alex did lap dancing..........beetle pate is lovely with melba toast.

[ttfn]

Mrs Baroness - when does the vicar arrive please?

[micmak]

I thought I was of sound mind, now I am not so sure.

[boxtops]

Evening micmak, saw you on the telly again tonight.

[Mamyalynne]

Deliberately obtuse Ena as per usual, ministrations as in the repair and relax of Alex' spinal discomfort.

[micmak]

Hiya Boxy, I saw me too. I was good don't you think.

[ttfn]

I would refer the Right One to her opening post where she clearly welcomed us to' a very god evening', so again I ask the Right Mrs Baron - where is the vicar?