Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship the Leisurely continues to gallivant across this fair land, it is my honour once more to welcome you all.

We were to have a talk of 'How to gather edible fungi safely' but sadly Mr Alonzo Porcinihas been hit with a bad dose of food poisoning, maybe when he has recovered we could ask him again.

Tailcocks and nibbles adorn the buffet sideboard as usual and raffle tickets this week are number pink and can be purchased as you enter.

My offerings this week :
A tin of Dubbin.
Bar of lily of the valley soap.
6 Moth balls,
and a Toblerone.

So welcome and enjoy, members new and old.

[askyourgran]

I might have known it, miss meg, hope my scooter isn't badly damaged. I've got to get home on that. Better go and have a look.

[atsgran]

I'm on the Southern Comfort tonight, but does anyone have a cake of chocolate, I have such a craving for one

[mccfluff]

not only ginger nuts i have m&s black forest gateaux cookies....

[ttfn]

i hope that poor cat has got her ipod going full blast and her eyeshades on. How could you, fluff? Alex - I am on Mamya's special tailcock tonight, in fact I may have to leave very suddenly, if the movement takes me LOL. Star - I think I wouldn't need many guesses as to the ID of the ginger nut napper? gran - you dont have a lot of luck with your Saturday night transport do you?

[Meg]

Irrepareable gran, beyond mending. I will give you a lift on my broomstick, no worries, ban has been lifted.

[DaisyNonna]

Man 'flu transmuted to a cold. No need for me to offer the calf's foot jelly then. And I
did so want to be helpful. I have a simply divine South African liver cocktail recipe just in case your affliction has left you slightly anaemic. Oh dear, you are looking a trifle green. Another symptom?

How about a double brandy? Remember, I only want to help.

[alexanderd]

Daisy my fevered brow may need mopping if you are available

[mccfluff]

ahhh she'll cope, she's busy shredding one of my slipper socks

[askyourgran]

Thanks for the offer Miss meg, I'll take my chances thumbing a lift, no point in showing a leg at my age.
Has the raffle been drawn yet, I reallly don't want to win the perfume, after all this time it will smell more like Evening in a Paris sewer.

[DaisyNonna]

A cooling compress for your forehead. Now, sit up gently and sip your brandy whilst I whisper good night and sip away.

[ttfn]

At a certain age all parfums pong the seine gran

[alexanderd]

Thanks Daisy I feel better already but my head spins when I sit up so I will stay down here if you dont mind

[Maydup]

If I have another drink I shall need some Saturday night transport too, anyone want to share?

[Meg]

Lol gran, broomstick is very trusty.
Good luck showing a thigh!

[askyourgran]

I reckon we ought to run the perfume under alex's nose, that will either kill him or cure him. I bags the Toblerone, sod the diet.

[Mamyalynne]

well everyone seems to be getting along, some warm sausage rolls straight from the aga here, Alex have you had sufficient TLC?

[Meg]

Mamya, hostess with the mostest, sausage rolls are fab, going out for cig break, will check on bonfire.
Just restrained a burp, will take it to the moat.

[Mamyalynne]

Cig break sounds good.

[ttfn]

Excuse me gentle folk, but I am fit for my bed only now. Thank you Mamya, for the fortification tonight ♥ I wish you better alex dear ♥ and sweet dreams to you all, ttfn ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Good night Ena as always your company was sparkling.