Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship the Leisurely continues to gallivant across this fair land, it is my honour once more to welcome you all.

We were to have a talk of 'How to gather edible fungi safely' but sadly Mr Alonzo Porcinihas been hit with a bad dose of food poisoning, maybe when he has recovered we could ask him again.

Tailcocks and nibbles adorn the buffet sideboard as usual and raffle tickets this week are number pink and can be purchased as you enter.

My offerings this week :
A tin of Dubbin.
Bar of lily of the valley soap.
6 Moth balls,
and a Toblerone.

So welcome and enjoy, members new and old.

[bloomwood]

Good evening Mamy,poor ttfn has just had one of her turns in another thread,think you'd better rush over with the smellysalts.

[petal54]

have brung some moat cleaner,noticed a pong last week.also a lazy boy chair for the raffle 1 carefull owner

[ttfn]

Hello mamya and bloom. If you did but know, I had the smelly salts out this week and one of my colleagues took a sniff ( a large sniff) ROFL. It was like watching the Victoria Falls. I have brought for the wotsit - a pack of tailors chalk, looks the same shape as mamya's toblerone, a set of allen keys (allen left them at mine after fixing summat or other) and an almost full packet of porridge oats. Well, the weather has warmed up now for the spring.

[Mamyalynne]

Ok Bloomwood, will seek out the sal volattile and tend to her.

Petal, what generous gifts dear, have you still got the problem with smells?

[ttfn]

Hello petal, a lazy boy is better than a dumb waiter, imho

[petal54]

I hope that it's not hislordship fallen in whilest unattended or the new caretakers assistant!

[bloomwood]

Good to see you have made a full recovery Tttn,enjoy fun and frolics at the club tonight, am off to work now till 8am but will read all tomorrow,night night.

[ttfn]

Nighty night bloom - enjoy! Can't wait to tell my circle of friends (can a single person be a circle?) that I have F & F in the MOFC ☺

[Mamyalynne]

Bye Bloomwood, speak soon.

Hello Ena, tailors chalk, love the smell! Takes me back to happy days in the haberdashery.

Petal, his Ludship on the attendant, whatever are you inferring.

[mccfluff]

i'm sneaking in the back door again, i bring m&s choc brownie dessert thingy and wine? i know i'm not old enough but i'm home alone, take pity :-(

[ttfn]

You are very welcome fluff, 'tis always a pitiful gathering here, innit Mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Fluff you are most welcome, we do not set much store by rules really.

[petal54]

only that,on odd occassions, his lship,is a little unsteady & hoped he's not gone for a dip whilest herladyship was otherwise unoccupied!

[Noraq]

Good evening Mamya and ladies...I brought a bunch of Daffodils and chocolates.

[mccfluff]

oi, its not pitiful, but funny, or was the last time i was here anyways x

[Mamyalynne]

Noraq how very lovely to see you and how kind.

Do both help yourself to a drink, we will warm up soon and get funnier no doubt (Mamya whispers, when Ena climbs in the Brandy bottle)

[mccfluff]

(thought it was cognac?)

[Mamyalynne]

Stand corrected Fluff, am but the hired help not a connoisseur LOL although we did make a dent in the wine cellar last week.

[Noraq]

Thanks Mamya, I'll just have a small G&T, do we have ice and lemon?

[mccfluff]

well i'm making a dent in mine tonight, fatboy has daughter tonight so i'm home alone with choc cake and wine, poor me :-)