Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship the Leisurely continues to gallivant across this fair land, it is my honour once more to welcome you all.

We were to have a talk of 'How to gather edible fungi safely' but sadly Mr Alonzo Porcinihas been hit with a bad dose of food poisoning, maybe when he has recovered we could ask him again.

Tailcocks and nibbles adorn the buffet sideboard as usual and raffle tickets this week are number pink and can be purchased as you enter.

My offerings this week :
A tin of Dubbin.
Bar of lily of the valley soap.
6 Moth balls,
and a Toblerone.

So welcome and enjoy, members new and old.

[society]

Hello and good evening comrades! ♥♥♥

Noraq, brace yourself... the wine collection is humongous and it's protected by bats.

[starone]

I expect that dodgy guy from the Pig and Whistle has had some of the magic mushrooms. Either that or he is taking a backhander from Alonzo.

[Noraq]

Hi Starbuck, ,,lol..and I was lead to believe that all the bats were in the Belfry =)
quite unnerved me..I think I might try another G&T..just to steady myself..you understand.

[ttfn]

Hello society - I thought all the bats were in her (Mamya's) belfry ?

[Mamyalynne]

Top ups all round then. Can we refrain from the bats please, I have a phobia of them.

[Noraq]

Beg your pardon Society....I meant that answer for your good self,(note to self..use more tonic)

[society]

Oi oi Noraq, did Mamya serve you her special home-made grog? It's noted for turning one's head, you know. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

I am always generous with my measures, am famed for it.

[society]

Oops! Sorry 'bout letting the bats loose, Mamys.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes have come over all unnecessary, pass me a drink.

Have you all bought your raffle tickets?

[starone]

Is that a very old port you have there mamya. Don't hog it all for yourself. I think ttfn and myself deserve a small libation. Noraq should have some too as a little something for managing the tricky stairs and the bats.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Mamya and guests, Just popping i with a little something for the raffle. A little wooden dragon statue. Please do not let it breathe fire or it will consume itself.Oh and a couple of slightly used candles. Too near the dragon when he got cross last week.

Not able to stay long, well, perhaps one teeny G&T (not that teeny!) Daughter siniging at the British Museum tonight and am waiting for a phone call to say she survived. Bit worried after watching "Night in the Museum"

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Daisy you must be so proud, do hope all went well for her. A medium G&T for you.

[DaisyNonna]

Cheers Mamya!

[ttfn]

Daisy - good for your daughter, you must be very proud.
I have cogitated and have made my decision! Mamya, may I please have a prune tailcock with a little Kaolin & morphine chaser please?

[starone]

Singing at the British Museum? How marvellous! What is she singing daisy? What sort of song? Please tell us all about it. You will definitely need some fortification to get you through the night. Have another g and t, or try some of this magnificent port.

[mccfluff]

did anyone mention port? and i'll but a couple of raffle tickets - but only on the understanding that murphy is one of the "prizes"

[Mamyalynne]

Ena tummy trouble again dear, will get you moving try this.

[ttfn]

Thudddddddddddddddddddddddd
I ahd a premonition earlier that you would say that, fluff

[mccfluff]

i love port ena, esp white port, i have a bottle in the fridge right now, might have a glass and raise it in your general direction x