Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[DaisyNonna]

Jan . Stop stirring.

[Jan1957]

I think she has been in trouble before mrs c for inserting her thermometer in the wrong orifice!

[Jan1957]

Stir, moi daisy. I only have forks so I can only whisk.

[Mamyalynne]

I see the free bar is causing tongues to wag here. Maybe a charge at the door would help.

[Jan1957]

Oh dear mamya. Was no one else aware of the charges against you? Sorry because I know you are now a reformed character.

[mrs.chappie]

Jan, I had to confiscate the bicycle pump on Thursday. Poor MarkRae would have been scarred for life.

Daisy, what seems to be the problem? I am not medically qualified but I do have a RGN certificate in errr .... errr ..... well I just can't remember at this present time but it will come to me.

[mrs.chappie]

Daisy has just jogged my memory. I have a donation for next week's rabble. A super electric kitchen whisk.

There is a slight problem .... one of the hooks is missing. However, you can counteract this by turning the bowl very quickly in the opposite direction.

[Mamyalynne]

A useful addition nonetheless, thank you..

Charges Jan, will you never let it drop, I was innocent I tell you.

[Jan1957]

Of course mamya. I forgot you pleaded insanity. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Well when needs must , Hic!

[mrs.chappie]

Well, what strange posts from Daisy. Anyone would think we're all bonkers or summat ....

[Mamyalynne]

I am hurt to my quick and now need more vino, pass the carafe.

[Jan1957]

Think she may have now gone back to the home for the lost and the lonely mrs c. Perhaps we will get security on the doors for next week just in case the whole home decide to turn up.

[Mamyalynne]

We used to have a very reliable doorman but he ran off with the tweeny maid.

[Mamyalynne]

Doors closing in 5 minutes, do make sure all broomsticks and dentures are retrieved or they may end up as ruffle prizes next week.

As her Ladyship is wont to say 'If we are all spared'

Mamya ♥

[Mamyalynne]

All locked up thanks for another great evening, love and care to all of you.