Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[ladyalex]

We have a herbert in the undergrowth and a man disappearing up his own nose ?

What exactly was in those tailcocks ?

[anneasquith]

thats true lady, but they can go up their own .

[ladyalex]

I bow to your superior knowledge, anne.

I could go another pint of bailleys and pernod...

Have I won the raffle yet ?

[Mamyalynne]

Star won the Duraglit, what did you have your eye on Milady? Shall I set Alfie loose to catch the Herbert in the shrubbery?

[alexanderd]

I would not go down the mine if you paid me,(not much chance of that round here) anyway there is plenty of coal in the bath

[ladyalex]

I wanted the pan scrubs...anything to make your life easier, Mamya.

I'm not sure about letting Alfie loose. The herbert may be bigger than him.
Perhaps we could just all make shoo-ing noises instead ?

[ladyalex]

We used to keep ours under the sink.

[ladyalex]

Coal, I mean. Not herberts or Alfies.

SHOO!

[DaisyNonna]

Mamya Somebody with whom to hold an intelligent conversation would be good.
Love? Have children and grandchildren. I love them. Romantic Love? Given up.

[alexanderd]

Did I win the wax crayons? the family dont let me have anything with sharp points on these days

[ladyalex]

Well, it's been lovely to see you all again this week, but I think I'd better slope off to bed now before this dratted machine crashes again.

Goodni............

[Mamyalynne]

pan scrubs for Milady, crayons for Alex and a ((HUG)) for Daisy

[supersuezy24]

Evening all x

[Lore]

Excuse me, but do you have to be over 50 to join?
Or should I flounce this one out and just continue to read?

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Suezy, do have a drink.

Lore, mad or over 50 or a bit of anything will do, welcome in.

[Lore]

Oh, I can do mad!
I've brought a bag of flumps and a home made swiss roll to share. Can't believe I missed the raffle!

[supersuezy24]

Don't mind if i do mamya x
cheers xxx

[mrs.chappie]

Do pull up a chair, Lore. Be careful though, some of them have only 3 legs. It was a time we don't like to mention.

Well, okay then ... times were hard .... we needed fuel for the fire. :o(

[Mamyalynne]

MrsC please do not unsettle new members, at least let them settle in first. Lore you can always enter next weeks riffle.

Flumps, ooh not seen those for ages.

[Lore]

Thanks, Mrs C. - I won't mention the 'stools' :)