Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[Mamyalynne]

No best not to, would you like a voltra von with your drink?

[mrs.chappie]

We must face facts, mammy. Finances are not good. In fact, I think we should cancel the caterers. I will boil a roast for next week's sandwiches.

[Lore]

Mamya, you'll have to forgive me, I couldn't resist un-twisting the twisty ones. :o/

[anneasquith]

did i win the pan scrubs ? i know someone who needs to clean their cooker ?

[DaisyNonna]

For goodness sake Alex, stop blethering.Spiders are useful . Get rid of flies. Difficult perhaps if you are male.His lordship's plants? Pot plants? I might have guessed. A mine of information? A pit of despair.

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry Anne Milady nabbed those, you know the rules.

Where is she by the by, another decline or computer crash?

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy meds time dear, do sit down and put your head between your knees. I blame the big moon.

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex left for bed during my computer crash I see. Pesky things have got a mind of their own so I think I will toddle off before it happens agai welcome Lore hope to see you next week Godnight all and have a happy rest of the evening
Alex

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight dear Alex♥

[DaisyNonna]

No. Check your lunar calendar.

[Mamyalynne]

Thought this weekend the Moon was the closest to us for a very long time.

[Jan1957]

Am I too late? I have a sudden urge for a tailcock or two.

[Mamyalynne]

Pull up a chair Jan and sit by the fire, we shall chat happily as we watch the flames flicker.

[Jan1957]

Thanks mamya. I will just pour another voddy and join you. No Ena tonight?

[Mamyalynne]

No Ena has hightailed it to the countryside to stay with her sister.

[Jan1957]

That explains it. She will be legless again then. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Well I dare not comment really, she does read the club minutes on her return. LOL

[Jan1957]

Oops, can I erase that last answer then? Can we get an on line pencil with a rubber on the end?

[Mamyalynne]

I will get the whitewash no worries, drink up girl plenty more here.

[mrs.chappie]

Errr .... excuse me, Daisy ...... I think mammy meant between your OWN knees.