The pink haggis, like the unicorn, is extinct.
It was hunted out of existence by invading Redcoats long ago when General Wade was paving the way for his troops to gain easy access to the fabled land of the golden sporran.
They didn't fly either, that myth arose when the occupiers discovered a proper drink, the water of life.
It caused their weak minds to be visited by fantastic visions of strange beasties.
Happy to set the record straight. :-)