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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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I hope you wanted bedtime reading!
Reasons Why I Get Banned
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question444340.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question468880-3.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question473014-2.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Jokes/Question476765.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question476744-4.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question481789.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question491237.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question505350.html
I think it's clear I need more than one user name. I'll now move on to the links section if I can find any of Gromits wind ups.... I mean questions.
Reasons Why I Get Banned
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question444340.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question468880-3.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question473014-2.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Jokes/Question476765.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question476744-4.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question481789.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question491237.html
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question505350.html
I think it's clear I need more than one user name. I'll now move on to the links section if I can find any of Gromits wind ups.... I mean questions.
Mind you, it's not just Gromit, jno kicks butt with some of their links (I wish I could find the one where he/she almost had me convinced pumpkins grew on trees) as do a few other ABers.
They're also examples of many of the nice people on this site and how good the banter can be on here when it's not completely ruined by numteys and idiots and slagging matches. (Not including any slagging matches I started on the north/south divide which was done with only mischief rather than malice in mind).
The thing is that there are so many characters that get lost on here among all the back biting and that annoys me.
Equally there are people I like who rarely come out of other sections because that's just where their interest lies, hence why I'm a bit of a trollope and can be found spread all over the site.
I've found in the past (even before we had PM's, that's how good/persistant/possibly stalkerish I am) ways to keep in contact with people I enjoy interacting with on here but I guess I've always been selective. But then I think you have to be.
They're also examples of many of the nice people on this site and how good the banter can be on here when it's not completely ruined by numteys and idiots and slagging matches. (Not including any slagging matches I started on the north/south divide which was done with only mischief rather than malice in mind).
The thing is that there are so many characters that get lost on here among all the back biting and that annoys me.
Equally there are people I like who rarely come out of other sections because that's just where their interest lies, hence why I'm a bit of a trollope and can be found spread all over the site.
I've found in the past (even before we had PM's, that's how good/persistant/possibly stalkerish I am) ways to keep in contact with people I enjoy interacting with on here but I guess I've always been selective. But then I think you have to be.
I won't bore you with my problems, but would just like to say thank you in response to the previous posts, a page or two back.
Do trains still have compartments?
Well if they do, this thread is like a few passengers meeting up in a compartment for the duration of the journey, and an intial mumbled hello eventually evolves into polite conversation, and then after the time honoured tradition of sharing sandwiches, progresses into showing each other our operation scars, and, a couple of hip flasks later, the talk ebbs and flows from one extreme of lavatorial innuendo, to the other of the nature of nature itself, quarks and all!
But on the other hand, maybe it isn't ............
Do trains still have compartments?
Well if they do, this thread is like a few passengers meeting up in a compartment for the duration of the journey, and an intial mumbled hello eventually evolves into polite conversation, and then after the time honoured tradition of sharing sandwiches, progresses into showing each other our operation scars, and, a couple of hip flasks later, the talk ebbs and flows from one extreme of lavatorial innuendo, to the other of the nature of nature itself, quarks and all!
But on the other hand, maybe it isn't ............
Naomi, I don't know if you are odd, and that goes for the rest here, but I think you are odd, as are the rest, including me.
Why? Well, because I don't think any of us feel entirely comfortable with the notion of, "fitting in."
Oh yes, you can like dancing, and partying, but even up to your armpits in fun and jollity, there is that little bit of you that you quite involuntarily keep in reserve, because, you know there is more; there is more to it; there is more to it that is important; there is more to it that is important, but you just can't always put your finger on exactly what it is, or where it is.
...... or something like that .......
Why? Well, because I don't think any of us feel entirely comfortable with the notion of, "fitting in."
Oh yes, you can like dancing, and partying, but even up to your armpits in fun and jollity, there is that little bit of you that you quite involuntarily keep in reserve, because, you know there is more; there is more to it; there is more to it that is important; there is more to it that is important, but you just can't always put your finger on exactly what it is, or where it is.
...... or something like that .......
I think artists and lyricists are good at their craft for also being odd, but able to conjure up images of their oddity in a more poetic way then the rest of us ........
out of the corner of my eye - the answer is blowin' in the wind - carried away by a moonlight shadow - the piper at the gates of dawn - etc etc
"Odd" people I believe, tend to ask questions, that relate to their experiences and beliefs, even at the risk of ridicule, and in the almost certain knowledge of never getting a completely satisfactory answer. In fact, the oddity translates into the acceptance that the question itself cannot be adequately phrased, let alone answered, such is the acknowledgement of the great mysteries.
Maybe Jackson Pollock wasn't such a bad artist after all?
out of the corner of my eye - the answer is blowin' in the wind - carried away by a moonlight shadow - the piper at the gates of dawn - etc etc
"Odd" people I believe, tend to ask questions, that relate to their experiences and beliefs, even at the risk of ridicule, and in the almost certain knowledge of never getting a completely satisfactory answer. In fact, the oddity translates into the acceptance that the question itself cannot be adequately phrased, let alone answered, such is the acknowledgement of the great mysteries.
Maybe Jackson Pollock wasn't such a bad artist after all?
"Excuse me, Mr .... er ..... Cweuss? Is that Polish by the way? My cousins' neighbours aunty was from Poland. Anyway, would you like another sandwich? Chopped pork and piccalilli? How about you Miss ... er ... Doll was it?
Do help yourself. There's egg on the bottom. I mean, on the bottom of the stack, not on your bottom! Oh dear, too much hip flask and I'm slurring my words!
Oh well, bottoms up! Oh dear oh dear! I seem to have drunk and talked my way into into an innuendo cul-de-sac. Please for give me. Look, here in my case, two bottles of red, and a few plastic cups. How about you Miss Naomi? Yes? That's the spirit!
My word Mr Cweuss, this Polish brandy of yours has got quite a bite! Goes nicely with Miss Naomis chicken paste and lettuce. Not eating Miss Doll? Shouldn't drink on an empty stomach y'know!
So, Mr Cweuss, now that we are all fed and watered, would you like to expound a little more on your theory?
Do help yourself. There's egg on the bottom. I mean, on the bottom of the stack, not on your bottom! Oh dear, too much hip flask and I'm slurring my words!
Oh well, bottoms up! Oh dear oh dear! I seem to have drunk and talked my way into into an innuendo cul-de-sac. Please for give me. Look, here in my case, two bottles of red, and a few plastic cups. How about you Miss Naomi? Yes? That's the spirit!
My word Mr Cweuss, this Polish brandy of yours has got quite a bite! Goes nicely with Miss Naomis chicken paste and lettuce. Not eating Miss Doll? Shouldn't drink on an empty stomach y'know!
So, Mr Cweuss, now that we are all fed and watered, would you like to expound a little more on your theory?
(Mibs delves into his brief case, extracting a sheaf of papers, but then glancing at his fellow travellers, he just as quickly returns them. Crossing one leg over the other, and steepling his fingers, Mibs looks intently at each of his fellow travellers. "Will they?" he thinks, "understand?" Mibs decides that as he is confined to this compartment for the next few hours anyway, he may as well share his latest theory with his new friends.)
Christ I've just noticed the time you're posting at, I hope you're just an early riser.
I'm going through a very restless patch at the moment, I am sleeping but I think I'm only sleeping on a shallow level as my dreams are through the roof disturbing me at the moment... Normally I quite like my dreams but stampeding zebras? I mean I ask you, what's that in my subconscious for? I've not seen anyting with zebras in recently. I'm not even that fond of them. Penguins yes, but not zebras.
I'm going through a very restless patch at the moment, I am sleeping but I think I'm only sleeping on a shallow level as my dreams are through the roof disturbing me at the moment... Normally I quite like my dreams but stampeding zebras? I mean I ask you, what's that in my subconscious for? I've not seen anyting with zebras in recently. I'm not even that fond of them. Penguins yes, but not zebras.
China - I think it was one of Mibs' subliminal links that has you on to Zebras. And your stripey pants of course.
I haven't been asleep at all! Every time I lie down, I feel so ill so I have to get up! I'm exhausted. I'm going to try and have a kip now. Maybe my old shift work body clock is back with a vengeance.
I haven't been asleep at all! Every time I lie down, I feel so ill so I have to get up! I'm exhausted. I'm going to try and have a kip now. Maybe my old shift work body clock is back with a vengeance.
..... and anyway, this train journey will do us the world of good. Get us out of the dusty old Temple for the afternoon.
We may even bump into Naomi, on her way to the seaside, bucket and spade in hand, getting stuck into a big candyfloss!
But settle down China, the buffet car is serving drinks, and Mibs is straining at the leash to tell us about his new theory.
Watch out for the ticket inspector!
We may even bump into Naomi, on her way to the seaside, bucket and spade in hand, getting stuck into a big candyfloss!
But settle down China, the buffet car is serving drinks, and Mibs is straining at the leash to tell us about his new theory.
Watch out for the ticket inspector!
Miiiiiiibbbbssss!!!
Help, help.... I don't know what possessed me, I was just trying to be helpful and now I'm all out of my depth!
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Science/Questio n567154.html
Please make them stop before they ask me about anti-matter and worm holes!
Help, help.... I don't know what possessed me, I was just trying to be helpful and now I'm all out of my depth!
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Science/Questio n567154.html
Please make them stop before they ask me about anti-matter and worm holes!
It�s about time,
It�s about space,
It�s about time I slap your face . . .
Just teasing, I know if I did that, spacetime in the reference frame of this observer would come to a swift end.
Sorry China but I'm unfamiliar with "Red Dwarf" theory.
Where's Gromit when you need one?
The important thing is, you were there first, no one disputed a single word . . . and nobody got hurt!
Good work. (Now you know why I post links, �Hey . . . They said it, not me!�
It�s about space,
It�s about time I slap your face . . .
Just teasing, I know if I did that, spacetime in the reference frame of this observer would come to a swift end.
Sorry China but I'm unfamiliar with "Red Dwarf" theory.
Where's Gromit when you need one?
The important thing is, you were there first, no one disputed a single word . . . and nobody got hurt!
Good work. (Now you know why I post links, �Hey . . . They said it, not me!�
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