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mibn2cweus | 00:15 Tue 01st Apr 2008 | Religion & Spirituality
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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Well that RPG, (sounds awfully like a rocket propelled grenade doesn't it?), is certainly something I am acquainted with when after a glass or two or three, my mouth refuses to follow instructions from my brain, which is operating randomly anyway at the best of times, but more so in sauce.
Where was I?
See what I mean?
Beleaguered life? Not 'arf!
My own illnesses are only eclipsed by my sons' need for more surgery on Friday. Hopefully it will be minor and corrective, but if it does not work then more major surgery is inevitable. I just had to get that off my chest.
..... and talking about chests ......
After smoking for forty years, and trying and failing many times to quit, (all smokers want to quit!), I contracted a chest infection a week ago, that left me gasping for breath, and thinking my number was up. I told one of my sons to stand by and if necessary get me to hospital, such was my need for oxygen. I managed to struggle on until morning and got to my G.P. and have been on antibiotics ever since, but, the cigarettes are history, albeit belatedly.
I'm now watchin my weight doesn't take off, and although I'm far from cured, I do have a reasonable lung capacity again. (Well, I can breathe!)
My ambition is to stay away from fags, lose more weight, keep cycling, and hopefully, even take up jogging, if only to save money on bus fares!

None of this is doing my depression any good at all!
One of my sons, my daughter and her husband and friends, have gone to Manchester tonight to be close to the spiritual home of M.U.F.C. whils watching the game in some hotel on the big screen.
I disapprove of course, as football is a mind numbing business to fleece the fans .... oh let's not go there!
But I'll worry until they are safely home tomorrow.
I may go and eatch the game on T.V. just so we have something in common to talk about then they return.
Well well well. First half and 1 - 1.
Very nice, but if they had to rely on me for a living, those players would be working part time in Maccas to make ends meet!
Oh sod the expense! My youngest has just ran off to the off license to get a few cheese and onion and a few SOFT drinks. I know. I spoil that lad!
Quick posts before second half.
Now going on a date with China would be most interesting. She tells us that her opening line was to tell her date to present a thesis on fractals whilst she went to powder her nose. Well that is different.
.... or am I missing something?

Yeah, I must be.
You lot have degrees and I don't.
I wish I had one, if only to look back on the experience of obtaining one.
Do tell me which university you went to and what subject you studied for your degree. I'm really quite interested you know. I would have loved to have spent a few years in the ivory towers of academia just learning for learnings' sake.

Go on. Don't be shy!
Second half .
Back in approx 45 minutes.
Well even I got a bit on to the edge of the seat after that one.
Just rang the kids in Manchester and they're having a ball.
Did you fellow travellers watch it?
Anyway, Naomi should've told big gob that she did enough talking for ten rows of teeth!
There's nothing like the truth when diplomacy fails.

Dinner parties? Never been to one in my life. Always eat before I go out. Unless you count the plate of scoff I had at my wedding, and my daughters wedding.
I guess my table manners must be well known and so I don't find myself on any guest lists. Plus, I like a laugh when i've had a bevy! Doesn't always go down too well with some I suppose.
Never mind.
Goodness! We've just past the 666 number!
Hey! I'm trying to put on a brave face here you know!
I hope it's appreciated.
The last time I popped in I could swear I left you lot chugging along on a train. What happened? Did you get off at the wrong station? Don't tell me you got caught without a ticket! Tut tut!
So where are we now?
This looks and smells likea farm to me. Is it? I suppose it must be. A farm near a railway line. Makes sense.
But the farmer is away and there's just us here, to look after the animals, drink the cider, eat the cheese, and listen to the Archers on the wireless.
Light the storm lamps, put another log or piece of dung on the fire and make the best of it. You're stuck here until morning, even if we do have to all share the one big straw bed.
I love these old farm buildings, they have such a wonderful demolished look about them. And the way the animals just wonder in and out is sooooo cute! Innit?
I guess Naomi took her chances and trudged off over the muddy fields, clutching her hat boxes, looking for a taxi or a telephone. Mobiles don't work up here. If she's lucky, she may get a lift in a tractor, that could take her up to the main road, and then she'll have to thumb from there.

I loved your thesis / theory Mibs, it was so outlandish it sounded intelligent - like an arts programme on radio 4.

Who's sleeping in the middle?
Evening Theland, nice to have you back with us... Just one or two things to clear up first... I suspect me acting like a football lout may be a slight suprise to you both but AB will star out the worst bits... Ahem...

What the **** was that referee on tonight? Chelsea were ******* robbed! 2 corners in the second half missed not to mention a blatant ******* penalty!! I mean come on, talk about having a twelveth ******* player on board and Man Utd were completely out classe in the second half. Bloody ridiculous, bunch of whinging ******* boys stuck at the age of 15 for the rest of their natural lives. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a chelsea fan but it's tonights game was a ******* joke!

And relax..... I'll now go and read what you guys have actually written.
Erm... Going on a date with China... Well i'm told I'm good company so yeah, I suppose 'interesting' would be one word for it. Technically that wasn't my opening line, that was a few dates in. My opening line was actually when I asked him for his phone number as I was leaving the bar which was the same time his father in law was gettiing the drinks in... it went something along the lines of,

Right I'm going now so inappropriate timing aside I'll need you number before I go.
Erm, you have no idea how inappropriate it is.
(I sneak a quick glance at his FIL) Oh I think you'll find I do. So are you going to give it to me?
Erm... Yeah... I think I am.
Numbers exchanged. I fiddle with my phone.
Great, now you've got my number too so I'll leave it up to you. Bye.

I know, I know.... I'm both charming and seductive right(as well as haviing impecable timing)?!

So no, you're missing nothing. Yes I have a degree, it's in English Literature so nothing too useful. The experience of gaining it was nothiing to write home about. (An often lamented fact of my mother at the time). I studied at a university called St Marys.
Mibs - Well yes I do have two tickets and (assuming you manage to prise one from Blondies cold, dead hands) I would suggest you not meeting me in either Wimbledon or Manchester. I'd actually try Wembly.

Although that does put me in mind of a particularly unchristian thing I did to some of your fellow country men (well, wife and children too actually) once. In my defence they were really bad ambassidors and they did click their fingers at me at Waterloo station at stupid o'clock in the morning while I was on my way to work.... Still, it's amazing how many people get wimbledon and wembly mixed up. Alas, they are in opposite ends of London..... My bad.

I still don't know who the supporting act is though which is driving me nuts... I'm going to be so irritated if it's the bloody manic street preachers.
Arrghhh! Nearly forgot, I was listenting to something today Theland and I thought you might like it too. Well lyrically speaking anyway....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TM5P-6r7U_o&feature =related

You'll have to endure about a minute and a half of mindless talking though!
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China, my expertise re football is lacking, but not sadly I might add. I was glad to see MU win simply because it made my son and son in law happy.

Sadly, after the game, as the crowd were crushing out of the pub, my daughter got separated from her husband and my son, and that's when she got mugged, had her mobile phone stolen, and received a few punches to the face and body as she tried to fight back, and, she is pregnant.
Thankfully her injuries are superficial and minor.

The hospital rang me today to cancel my sons' operation, as his consultant has taken ill. A delay of least a week.

I saw my G.P. today, and I am now the proud owner of an inhaler, complete with spacer attachment for novices of this device.

So are these Foo Fighters any good?

Yes, I must, "Carry On Regardless," although my life does quite often feel like a "Carry On " film. All slapstick and nothing going to plan.
China, so you studied English Literature? That's great. I'm extremely jealous of you.
First I took us all on an excursion out of the Temple Of Reason, and had you all on a train complete with a buffet car and sleeping car. Then I arranged overnight accommodation in a quaint little farmhouse.
And what thanks do I get?
Just four words from Mibs, who appears to have become a groupie for some wrestlers!
I think I am hurt ...........

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