I keep getting a dead leg shaney, you can borrow that if it helps.
Good thing your wings are the real deal jno and not the wax variety...hmmm, alright then I won't bother buying it this week, I quite fancy something dockside actually.
I can't believe your neighbour Jude, I know it's best to keep the peace whenever possible (I'm biting on a wooden spoon to keep quiet sometimes, pity their toddler doesn't do the same, :o/ ) but I'd have had a word after all this time. I really hope you lose Roland & co as soon as.
Egg and chips sounds good....well, omelette and chips. I haven't done a runny egg for many years.